Oh So Bucco-Rick Moranis

[ti:Oh So Bucco] [ar:Rick Moranis] [al:The Agoraphobic Cowboy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Oh So Bucco - Rick Moranis [00:10.49]I'm wearing fifty ex chinchillas [00:12.22]And a gator each per boot [00:14.07]Hog tied around my waste line [00:15.79]Suede trimming on my suit [00:17.48]Got a bear skin rug and leather couch [00:19.27]And antlers on the walls [00:20.98]Goose neck lamps and decoys make [00:22.66]Impeccable duck calls [00:24.33]Had a mixed grill fry for breakfast [00:25.74]Pair of mutton chops for lunch [00:27.68]Rare sirloin tips for supper [00:29.18]George Foreman'd by the bunch [00:31.14]A nightcap chaw of jerky [00:32.75]And a cup of ox tail soup [00:34.49]A swig of wild turkey [00:36.04]Makes a happier coop [00:37.71]And I say oh so bucco [00:40.45] [00:41.69]What the heck's the big old deal [00:43.71] [00:44.44]Was I away the day that someone said [00:48.08]A monkee invented the wheel [00:50.61] [00:51.55]My after shave's been tested [00:52.96]On a thousand stubbled rats [00:54.88]My hearing aid's derived from tech [00:56.77]Discovered from trained bats [00:58.32]My lipitor cured countless chimps [01:00.18]Before it could save me [01:01.60]No that ain't me tap dancin' [01:03.30]Those are new titanium knees [01:05.09]And I say oh so bucco [01:07.44] [01:08.95]What the hell's the big kaboo [01:10.95] [01:11.70]For some of us to have a fine old time [01:15.47]We've got to sacrifice a few [01:17.93] [02:02.68]I didn't see the prius turn [02:04.05]I honked the hummer's horn [02:05.32] [02:06.00]The moose the rack the rods and guns [02:07.85]The whole front end was shorn [02:09.25]They flew me to Bethesda [02:10.50]Choppered me in DOA [02:12.09] [02:12.71]Left behind the liver [02:13.84]Rushed my kidneys to L A [02:15.97]My hair wound up in transplant [02:17.74]My lips were wrapped and sealed [02:19.34]Tongue tied up in customs [02:20.87]My skin was dried and pealed [02:22.75]Corneas went FEDEX [02:24.40]Eardrums next day ground [02:26.24]Took whatever's workin' [02:27.74]Left the rest in lost and found [02:29.53]Now I am oh so bucco [02:32.19] [02:33.31]Eventually you crash and burn [02:35.46] [02:36.26]To everything there's open season [02:38.99] [02:39.93]I guess it was this monkee's turn