Drunk-Divorced Floozie (The Ballad Of Diana Spencer)-Mojo Nixon

Drunk-Divorced Floozie (The Ballad Of Diana Spencer) - Mojo Nixon She was a drunk divorced floozie Goin' a hundred and twenty miles per hour With her A-rab-play-boy-toy Down by the Eiffel Tower The driver just drank eight bottles of wine Ain't seen her kids in a long, long time She's just a jet set party girl Gone to meet her maker That nobility crap Don't stop the undertaker Car catapulted into a concrete cave She fell in with a bad crowd Now she's in her grave It was a pitiful public display of unwarranted grief A sure sign that our emptiness is complete No matter what you say it wasn't no tragedy And son you can't blame the paparazzi She won the female lottery And she lived the fairy tale Married big ears But as princess she failed She birthed him two heirs to the throne But she couldn't keep the royal member happy at home She was a drunk divorced floozie Gallivanting in France She died in the backseat Unzippin' Dodis pants A buncha non-working rich pigs So camera shy They got drunk, drove fast & proceeded to die She was a drunk dee-vorced flooz-ee