The Ballad Of Country Dick-Mojo Nixon

[ti:The Ballad Of Country Dick] [ar:Mojo Nixon] [al:!Sock Ray Blue!] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ballad Of Country Dick - Mojo Nixon [00:00.70]Country Dick was a man [00:02.89]Big as the Rio Grande [00:05.08]Voice did boom like thunder [00:10.14]But that evil rotten turd [00:13.23]Mr Mike Perv [00:15.73]Laid Country Dick six feet under [00:18.28]Oh Country Dick played the drums [00:20.59]Like he was f**kin' nuns [00:22.52]Behind the rectory [00:25.85]He was pure rock 'n roll [00:28.03]Chaos in his soul [00:29.54]He came to set us free [00:32.83]Country Dick had three wives [00:34.65]He told them bald faced lies [00:36.38]With women he sure was brave [00:39.90]But that evil rotten turd [00:41.82]Mr Mike Perv [00:43.27]Laid Country Dick in his grave [00:45.90]Put him down [00:49.62]Ho [01:00.57]Country Dick was our king [01:02.03]The truth he did sing [01:03.97]He died mid song on stage [01:07.04]Killed by record company cheaters [01:09.03]Bean counting wife beaters [01:10.78]He would not be a slave [01:14.27]But friend don't be sad [01:16.03]'Cause Country Dick is dead [01:17.62]His voice raves on forever [01:21.22]And this big ol' planet earth [01:22.88]Has just given birth [01:24.37]To a brand new hell raisin' trouble maker [01:29.88]Oh [01:33.83]Aw [01:41.17]Ho [01:44.73]Ho [01:48.67]Let's hoist a glass to our friend [01:50.50]Let the drinkin' begin [01:52.55]Eat some 'shrooms right now [01:56.07]Play poker 'til dawn [01:57.82]Dean Martin records on [01:59.64]And all rear back and begin to howl [02:02.95]Ow ow ow ow ow ow [02:06.81]Ow ow ow ow ow ow [02:10.15]Ow ow ow ow ow ow [02:13.94]Ow ow ow ow ow ow [02:16.09]Lemme tell ya [02:16.97]Country Dick was a man [02:18.70]Big as the Rio Grande [02:20.67]His voice did boom like thunder [02:23.70]But that evil rotten turd [02:25.74]Mr Mike Perv [02:27.46]Laid Country Dick laid Country Dick [02:31.00]Put Country Dick six feet under