Viagra In The Waters-Four Bitchin' Babes

[ti:Viagra In The Waters] [ar:Four Bitchin' Babes] [al:Beyond Bitchin'] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Viagra In The Waters - Four Bitchin' Babes [00:15.08]Just outside of Johnson city [00:16.76]On a dark and twisting road [00:18.89] [00:21.43]In a ken worth 18 wheeler [00:23.19]With a heavy shifting load [00:24.97] [00:25.86]He was pushing through to Birmingham [00:27.80]Though the hour was getting late [00:29.20]Pfizer's finest on a mission [00:31.02]To the pharmacies upstate [00:32.42] [00:33.14]He was on a holy mission [00:34.84]There were men who couldn't wait [00:36.20] [00:36.77]For his thirty thousand pounds of Viagra [00:42.45] [00:44.82]Head clocked seven hundred miles [00:46.37]Since he climbed into the rig [00:48.00] [00:51.13]Just another twenty five or so [00:53.04]Would finish up that gig [00:54.41] [00:55.51]But the trailer hit an oil slick [00:57.60]And down the hill did fly oh my [01:00.63] [01:01.97]Til it landed at the bottom [01:03.85]In the towns water supply [01:05.24] [01:08.21]It was instant rigor mortise [01:10.08]What a hard way to die [01:11.82] [01:14.47]Save your sons [01:15.06] [01:16.16]Shield your daughters [01:17.28] [01:17.91]There's Viagra [01:21.81]In the waters [01:22.81] [01:29.29]All over Johnson city [01:30.85]People rising with the dawn [01:32.66] [01:35.35]They drank their morning coffee [01:37.00]Took their showers watered lawns [01:39.10] [01:41.77]And who could have predicted [01:42.78] [01:43.32]All the changes up ahead [01:44.75] [01:46.17]Men were getting up for work [01:47.59] [01:48.16]And heading back to bed [01:49.45] [01:52.53]So many called in sick [01:53.87]You would have thought a virus spread [01:56.09] [01:58.96]Down at the courthouse coffee shop [02:00.66]Some stared in disbelief [02:01.92] [02:05.09]As a pack of thirsty lawyers [02:07.05]Started filling out their briefs [02:08.61] [02:11.57]But at the local college [02:13.15]Young men appeared much smarter [02:15.59] [02:17.76]No chromosomal mystery [02:19.55]They simply studied harder [02:21.18] [02:23.84]Now water on the rocks [02:25.87]Is the latest party starter [02:27.98] [02:30.18]Save your sons [02:31.93]Shield your daughters [02:33.79]There's Viagra [02:37.09] [02:37.61]In the waters [02:39.63] [02:44.97]The Johnson city firemen [02:46.73]Cursed their wretched luck [02:48.19] [02:51.06]They could not get their fire hoses [02:53.24]Wound back on the truck [02:54.47] [02:57.13]Sprinkling holy water at a funeral [02:59.71]Father Ryan said [03:01.12] [03:01.79]I know wive saved [03:03.23] [03:03.76]I know wive saved their souls [03:05.55]But wive never raised the dead [03:07.03] [03:10.05]Would a couples strong men help me now [03:11.63] [03:12.21]Close the casket lid [03:13.94] [03:20.68]Old man weisberg [03:21.86]Took the shower of his life [03:23.12] [03:26.39]Then he marched into the kitchen [03:28.09]And he called out to his wife [03:29.48] [03:32.57]She knew something was up [03:34.25]As he stood naked at the table [03:36.62] [03:38.93]Holding two cups of coffee [03:40.20] [03:40.78]And half a dozen bagels [03:43.50] [03:45.29]It had been at least a decade [03:47.05]Since the last time he was able [03:49.17] [03:51.45]Save your sons [03:52.51] [03:53.15]Shield your daughters [03:54.94]There's Viagra [03:58.74]In the waters [04:00.10] [04:06.20]Believers seeking miracles [04:07.50] [04:08.05]The pilgrims came in hordes [04:09.96] [04:12.25]The waters of Viagra [04:14.11]Grew more popular than Lourdes [04:15.77] [04:16.97]The clergy quoted scripture [04:18.73]But they found it hard to sell [04:20.44] [04:22.97]That those who chose to be anointed [04:25.09]Were pointed straight to hell [04:26.39] [04:27.78]Despite the dire warnings [04:29.70]The crowds began to swell [04:32.09] [04:34.40]Some hardened politicians [04:36.12] [04:36.95]Came into town one day [04:39.47] [04:40.48]With their permits and their pipelines [04:43.53]Pumped the waters all away [04:46.89] [04:47.63]From the heart of Johnson city [04:49.95] [04:50.45]Rose the mournful cry of men [04:53.81] [04:55.59]But the women knew another truck [04:57.70]Was coming through again [04:58.98] [05:01.99]Don't worry There's a truck next week [05:04.06] [05:05.64]Well spread the oil again [05:07.68] [05:09.88]Save your sons [05:11.61]Shield your daughters [05:13.38]There's Viagra [05:17.21]In the waters [05:18.87]Sigma it is so hard [05:20.70]Save your sons [05:22.32]Shield your daughters [05:24.20]There's Viagra [05:27.24] [05:27.82]In the waters