Toe To Toe With The HMO-Four Bitchin' Babes

[ti:Toe To Toe With The Hmo] [ar:Four Bitchin' Babes] [al:Beyond Bitchin'] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Toe To Toe With The HMO - Four Bitchin' Babes [00:20.13]I have this problem with my toe [00:22.36]And so I call my H M O [00:24.99]With a referral from [00:26.67]My primary care physician [00:28.70] [00:29.51]They say my call matters to them [00:31.69]They're like an old and trusted friend [00:34.32]Except friends don't make you ask [00:36.75]Them for permission [00:38.38] [00:38.99]The recording on the phone [00:41.64]Says leave your message at the tone [00:43.89]Tell us your name your age [00:45.60]Your reason for submission [00:48.03] [00:48.54]So I describe my nail ingrown [00:50.94]Wax poetic on the phone [00:53.34]This is a metaphor [00:54.70]For the whole human condition [00:57.18] [00:58.89]Tender [00:59.71] [01:00.89]Sensitive [01:02.22]Painful [01:03.00] [01:07.74]And now I'm listening to brahms [01:09.90](music to keep the caller calm) [01:12.32]Starting to see things from [01:14.23]The stockholders perspective [01:16.29] [01:17.00]Should I stop thinking of myself [01:19.45]While they are managing my health [01:21.84]While an accountant finds a treatment [01:24.37]That's cost effective [01:25.76] [01:26.60]Hallelujah I rejoice [01:29.02]Is this a living human voice [01:30.94] [01:31.61]Talking to me [01:32.43]Like I'm a sweet annoying female [01:35.26] [01:35.98]I plead my best bureaucratese [01:38.17]I would be down upon my knees [01:40.84]Cept id be leaning [01:42.21]On this poor throbbing toenail [01:44.79] [01:45.98]Painful [01:47.14] [01:48.53]Purple [01:49.84]Festering [01:51.33] [02:06.85]As for my coverage they say no [02:09.21]This is a pre existing toe [02:11.83]My policy excludes [02:13.58]All things pre existing [02:15.84] [02:16.37]So if I want the claim approved [02:18.90]The toe will have to be removed [02:21.18]Which they believe may keep [02:23.02]The problem from persisting [02:25.32] [02:25.87]This makes my doctor quite irate [02:27.84] [02:28.43]Why should he have to amputate [02:30.30] [02:31.01]In his opinion this condition could [02:33.49]Be better handled [02:34.76] [02:35.40]And as for mei I don't know [02:37.86]Id kinda like to keep the toe [02:40.40]I spent a fortune on these [02:42.07]Gorgeous gucci sandals [02:44.31] [02:45.63]Sexy [02:46.47] [02:48.04]Size 6 [02:49.45]Retail [02:49.89] [03:06.67]I have been waiting patiently [03:08.81]Why arent you listening to me [03:10.89] [03:12.08]Can't you see that it's [03:13.20]Trying my