Hangnail-Sudden Death

[ti:Hangnail] [ar:Sudden Death] [al:Fatal Accident Zone] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hangnail - Sudden Death [00:04.45]I got a hangnail what got a hangnail what [00:06.64]Got a hangnail like you just wouldn't believe [00:08.94]I got a hangnail what got a hangnail what [00:11.16]Got a hangnail and I think it's starting to bleed [00:13.78]I got a hangnail sticking out my pinky finger [00:15.99]And no matter how I pull it there's a tiny piece that lingers [00:18.38]I twist it and I yank yank I turn it like a crank crank [00:20.89]I feel like I'm trying to crack a safe at a bank [00:22.85]I never thought that anything so small could be so irritating [00:25.55]Flappy thin and fascinating cuticle lay captivating [00:27.53]Still I'm waiting just to find a method for removal [00:29.69]That's effective not subjective and will have my mom's approval [00:32.40]It gets my full attention 'til I finally get it off [00:34.77]It's beyond my comprehension why sometimes it's hard and soft [00:36.98]I don't know where they come from and I don't know where they go [00:39.14]But do they get the best of me I gotta say hell no [00:41.55]Sometimes it takes my teeth sometimes it takes an act of god [00:43.70]But I always get it off if it takes off half my bod [00:46.28]So check out all your fingers if you got one out of luck [00:48.58]Then you gotta 'gree with me I tell ya hangnails suck [00:50.59]I got a hangnail here got a hangnail there [00:53.00]They got a cocky attitude and they don't show any fear [00:55.17]I got a hangnail here got a hangnail there [00:57.87]And when I pull it off it comes out up to here [00:59.86]I got a hangnail now I'm feeling kinda odd [01:02.43]Now I'm starting to get queasy as my finger starts to throb [01:04.90]It's just a little flapper tell me what could be the harm [01:07.12]I tried to pull it off and it ripped all up my arm [01:09.15]I had a hangnail there I was driving down I 95 [01:11.90]And got it caught in the gear shift and now I'm just [01:14.44]Striving to keep my car in the damn lane [01:16.39]And restrain the pain and try not to go insane [01:18.76]I got a hangnail I feel so frail like Mr burns [01:21.57]And my finger burns it never learns [01:23.36] [01:23.86]Hey what happened to the song [01:25.69]I got a hangnail so the mix came out wrong [01:27.93]I tell ya hangnails make it tough to get a date [01:30.39]When the women see my fingers they just tend to run away [01:32.64]Like Friday night started out alright but then declined [01:34.77]When the thing broke off and fell in my glass of wine [01:37.36]So I got rejected hangnail got infected [01:39.55]Now I'm sitting home alone pus filled and neglected [01:42.11]Pissed at my finger gonna set the thing straight [01:44.44]If it doesn't shape up I'm gonna amputate [01:46.24]I got a hangnail what got a hangnail what [01:48.90]Got a hangnail another one is starting to grow [01:51.18]I got a hangnail what got a hangnail what [01:53.54]Got a hangnail another one on my big toe [01:55.76]I got a hangnail now isn't that a pity [01:58.26]Launching an investigation and I'm forming a committee [02:00.32]Gonna get to the bottom of the problem if I can [02:02.65]So let's pay close attention to the matter at hand [02:04.83] [02:05.43]Actually the matter's at foot this time [02:07.18]Got a hangnail hanging off my toe this time [02:09.86]How bad could it be it's just a little flap of skin [02:11.92]You just gotta yank it out and then that'll be the end [02:14.52]Pull it out no doubt then I start to scream and shout [02:16.99]Thus begins round one of a twelve round bout [02:19.16]It's stuck in so hard I gotta get a pair of pliers [02:21.52]Now I'm getting kinda tired I think my foot is on fire [02:23.66]I gotta get a jackhammer just to dig around the nail [02:26.08]Now I'm getting kinda faint because the air is getting stale [02:28.49]I didn't use an anastehtic but I'm thinking that I should've [02:30.42]Now I got half a mind to just cut my whole foot off [02:33.01]Nail clippers do nothing sandpaper doesn't work [02:35.02]I even tried hedge clippers now I'm really getting irked [02:37.64]This has gotta be the most annoying thing I ever saw [02:39.92]I may have to resort to the mighty chainsaw [02:42.15]I got a hangnail what got a hangnail what [02:44.33]I got a hangnail causing lots of pain as I walk [02:46.93]I got a hangnail what got a hangnail what [02:49.13]I got a hangnail I got it caught on my damn sock [02:51.57]I got a hangnail yeah got a hangnail yeah [02:53.78]When I finally get 'em out they leave ugly skin trails [02:56.25]I got a hangnail yeah got a hangnail yeah [02:58.43]I only got 10 fingers I got 40 hangnails