Blow Up The Bathroom-Sudden Death

[ti:Blow Up The Bathroom] [ar:Sudden Death] [al:Fatal Accident Zone] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Blow Up The Bathroom - Sudden Death [00:11.02]I got a special talent that I love to share [00:13.30]When I'm home or goin' out I pollute the air [00:15.74]You can always tell where I have been and when [00:18.18]'Cause a lot of people never wanna go there again [00:20.74] [00:21.40]Early in the morning or late at night [00:23.63]I don't decide it just happens when the time is right [00:26.27]And when the time comes you better hope you're not around [00:28.46]When I run to the bathroom and go to town I'm gonna [00:31.53]Blow up the bathroom [00:32.73]All night long [00:34.05]Blow up the bathroom [00:35.34]Man that's just wrong [00:36.61]Blow up the bathroom [00:37.90]It's nasty they tell me [00:39.38]Blow up the bathroom [00:40.56]For the love of God help me [00:41.99]I run to the bathroom and lock myself in [00:44.10]You hear an earthquake followed by a gust of wind [00:46.60]Then the smart people make a break for the front door [00:49.20]And like a bad horror movie others go to explore [00:51.92]Most never come back 'cause they're under attack [00:54.59]By a smell that can burn the hair off of their back [00:57.06]Very few that go in every manage to survive [00:59.66]And if they do they'll need therapy the rest of their lives [01:02.24]I wish that [01:03.03]I could tell you how to get rid of the smell [01:04.85]But nothing that I tried ever worked too well [01:07.33]To get the steam off the window you can use a squeegee [01:10.10]But don't light a match or you'll get blown to fiji [01:12.81]The best I can suggest is to just stay away [01:15.21]I never jest [01:15.82]I'm just trying to keep your hair from turning gray [01:17.92]You better pray if you're ever in the house with me [01:20.19]Because my ass can be a real catastrophe [01:23.02]Blow up the bathroom [01:24.40]All night long [01:25.71]Blow up the bathroom [01:26.92]Man that's just wrong [01:28.23]Blow up the bathroom [01:29.56]It's nasty they tell me [01:30.94]Blow up the bathroom [01:32.10]For the love of God help me [01:33.60]It starts flowin' and until [01:34.95]I reach my quota I sit there and [01:36.20]Explode a like a shaken bottle of soda [01:38.24]Wait till you get a load of my load [01:40.11]Sometimes it glowed [01:40.99]It pollutes the abode and [01:42.27]The whole area code [01:43.49]The stench that [01:44.28]I produce will stick around for years [01:46.07]Your eyes'll fill up with tears [01:47.24]As your stomach switches gears [01:48.74]Into reverse 'cause my curse is utterly perverse [01:51.32]You better race me to the bathroom and [01:52.82]Hope you get there first [01:53.84]Nuclear fallout's got nothing on my gas [01:56.50]Scientists are trying to calculate [01:57.79]The half life of my ass [01:59.02]If you're next in line you might have to wait [02:01.56]For the haz mat team to decontaminate [02:03.51] [02:04.08]Otherwise you might just choke to death [02:06.79]Just imagine that being your very last breath [02:09.45]That's a death that [02:10.60]I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy [02:12.14]But the government wants a new weapon [02:13.91]So they're lettin' me [02:15.08]Blow up the bathroom [02:16.09]All night long [02:17.30]Blow up the bathroom [02:18.56]Man that's just wrong [02:19.83]Blow up the bathroom [02:21.13]It's nasty they tell me [02:22.50]Blow up the bathroom [02:23.73]For the love of God help me [02:25.30]They tell me what I do is reprehensable [02:27.35]All I know is that [02:28.30]The smell's incomprehensable [02:29.99]With the size of the you know what from my rear end [02:32.68]That toilet may never flush normally again [02:35.37]A plunger wouldn't help though try as you might [02:37.87]You might have to use a quarter stick of dynomite [02:40.14]To disperse the mess that leave in my wake [02:42.94]Just be careful 'cause a handful of that stuff could [02:45.06]'Cause a plague [02:45.76]I'm the best lover your toilet ever had [02:48.26]I'm the reason that New Jersey smells so bad [02:50.76]So try to keep your distance [02:52.13]If you see me around town [02:53.24]'Cause I grunt and I growl and [02:54.52]I blow the house down [02:55.67]The best thing that you [02:56.83]Can do is to relocate [02:58.27]To a remote section on the other side of the state [03:00.85]Of all the places in the [03:02.15]World the last place you wanna be [03:03.23]Is in the port a potty that is right next to me [03:05.77] [03:06.27]Blow up the bathroom [03:07.72]All night long [03:08.93]Blow up the bathroom [03:10.19]Man that's just wrong [03:11.49]Blow up the bathroom [03:12.77]It's nasty they tell me [03:14.21]Blow up the bathroom [03:15.13]For the love of God help me [03:16.73]Blow up the bathroom [03:17.96]All night long [03:19.28]Blow up the bathroom [03:20.57]Man that's just wrong [03:22.04]Blow up the bathroom [03:23.16]It's nasty they tell me [03:24.44]Blow up the bathroom [03:25.76]For the love of god help me