Worst Pies In London-Imelda Staunton

[00:26.04]Ohh I cast [00:29.22]What's your rush What's your hurry [00:30.63]You gave me such a [00:31.72]Fright I thought you was a ghost [00:32.99]Half a minute can'tcher sit [00:34.23]Sit you down sit [00:35.69]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks [00:38.33]Did you come here for a pie sir [00:40.91]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague [00:42.91]Ugh What is that [00:44.18]But you think we had the plague [00:46.24]From the way that people [00:47.55]Keep avoiding [00:48.16]No you don't [00:49.36]Heaven knows I try sir [00:51.72]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:54.41]Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale [00:57.25]Mind you I can't hardly blame them [01:00.87]These are probably the worst pies in London [01:05.68]I know why nobody cares to take them [01:08.72]I should know [01:09.98]I make them [01:11.21]But good No [01:12.56]The worst pies in London [01:16.02]Even that's polite [01:17.25]The worst pies in London [01:20.74]If you doubt it take a bite [01:23.93]Is that just disgusting [01:26.69]You have to concede it [01:29.27]It's nothing but crusting [01:31.82]Here drink this you'll need it [01:34.73]The worst pies in London [01:38.08]And no wonder with the price of meat [01:40.19]What it is [01:40.97]When you get it [01:41.97]Never [01:42.39]Thought I'd live to see the day [01:44.12]Men'd think it was a treat [01:45.51]Finding poor [01:46.45]Animals [01:47.50]Wot are dying in the street [01:48.93]Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop [01:51.73]Does a business but I notice something weird. [01:54.47]Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared [01:57.16]Have to hand it to her [01:58.60]Wot I calls [01:59.53]Enterprise [02:00.54]Popping pussies into pies [02:02.41]Wouldn't do in my shop [02:04.78]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick [02:07.62]And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick [02:11.01]No denying times is hard sir [02:15.56]Even harder than the worst pies in London [02:20.36]Only lard and nothing more [02:22.19]Is that just revolting [02:24.61]All greasy and gritty [02:27.16]It looks like it's molting [02:29.73]And tastes like [02:32.00]Well pity [02:33.57]A woman alone [02:38.21]With limited wind [02:42.10]And the worst pies in London [02:48.44]Ah sir times is hard [02:53.38]Times is hard [02:58.90]