Five Years (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Five Years (Explicit)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:THE INSIDE OUTTAKES (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]Five Years (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:00.20]Lyrics by：Bo Burnham [00:00.30]Composed by：Bo Burnham [00:00.83]Hey baby uh it's me [00:03.55]Um our anniversary's comin' up [00:05.63]It's a pretty big one [00:07.68]And um I wrote a song for you [00:12.25]So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because um [00:15.14]I want the song to begin with this voicemail [00:19.86]Like I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it [00:23.17]So if you could just download this voicemail when you get it [00:25.99]And then text it to me [00:28.41]Um you might need to [00:29.74]Like download another app to download the [00:33.52]I don't know if you can rip [00:34.66]Your voicemail right off your phone [00:36.83]You might need to like [00:38.55]Just Google it [00:39.62]Don't call me and ask me [00:41.79]'Cause I know [00:42.29]I know what you're gonna do [00:43.10]You're gonna [00:43.72]You're gonna get this [00:44.40]And you're gonna think you just can't do it [00:46.28]And you're gonna call me [00:47.21]But then I'm just gonna Google it [00:48.90]So just you Google it [00:49.79]You're an adult you can figure it out [00:51.39]Um so just figure it out and text me the voicemail [00:54.61]Um immediately if you wouldn't mind [00:57.11]Like right when you get this [00:58.55]Thank you um I love you bye [01:02.94]You're my best friend I love you [01:07.84]You know me and I know you [01:13.12]We got problems that we've been through [01:18.20]We got **** that we'll get through uh [01:21.99]You think I'm rude to you [01:24.70]You think I am the worst [01:26.82]Because I ask when you suck my d**k [01:29.42]You take out your invisalign first [01:32.74]Come on [01:33.46]Five years five years [01:35.29]Still you still me still here [01:38.51]Five years five years baby [01:41.07]Five years five years [01:43.95]We order Chinese I'm eating my dumplings [01:46.65]You reach over and you take my dumpling [01:48.98]You don't even say [01:50.07]Do you mind or nothing [01:51.61]Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling [01:54.54]So I look at you you look back at me like [01:57.22]What the **** did I do [01:58.78]If you really wanted some dim sum then [02:01.35]You really should've gotten some when we put in the order [02:05.15]You say [02:05.59]You're a psycho and I I don't wanna fight [02:08.77]So let's just drop this it's not a big deal [02:12.55]Okay but for the record [02:14.80]You owe me a dumpling I mean it I won't forget [02:21.75]You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent [02:24.96]Five years five years [02:26.87]Still you still me still here [02:30.16]Five years five years baby [02:32.64]Five years five years [02:35.65]We found a spider in the house [02:37.82]You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch [02:40.40]Since I was close and able [02:42.94]I jumped up on the coffee table [02:45.33]You said you should kill that [02:47.54]I said [02:48.42]Um no **** that [02:50.18]You said [02:50.98]Come on be a man [02:54.14]What [02:54.98]You're a total anti sexist a patriarchy fighter [03:00.40]But your whole worldview collapses [03:02.97]The moment there's a spider cool [03:06.33]I get it this is the real you [03:08.72]It's a pleasure nice to meet you [03:10.98]**** like this brings the movement down [03:13.63]Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around [03:16.72]Five years five years [03:18.45]Still you still me still here [03:21.76]Five years five years baby [03:24.26]Five years five years [03:26.70]How come every time [03:27.59]I need to take a poo in the bathroom [03:29.66]You out of the blue need to use the bathroom [03:32.19]Just use the guest room bathroom [03:34.74]That's why we got two bathrooms [03:37.24]Just use the guest room bathroom [03:39.75]That's why we got two bathrooms [03:44.40]And you know