Welcome to The Internet (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Inside (The Songs) (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Welcome to the Internet (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:00.11]Lyrics by：Bo Burnham [00:00.23]Composed by：Bo Burnham [00:00.35]Welcome to the internet [00:02.19]Have a look around [00:04.12]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found [00:07.71]We've got mountains of content [00:09.63]Some better some worse [00:11.59]If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first [00:15.45]Welcome to the internet [00:17.40]Come and take a seat [00:19.10]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet [00:23.04]There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha [00:27.27]Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest [00:30.96]Welcome to the internet [00:32.76]What would you prefer [00:34.46]Would you like to fight for [00:35.76]Civil rights or tweet a racial slur [00:38.37]Be happy be horny be bursting with rage [00:42.76]We've got a million different ways to engage [00:46.29]Welcome to the internet put your cares aside [00:49.84]Here's a tip for straining pasta [00:51.60]Here's a nine year old who died [00:53.58]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports [00:57.24]And a bunch of colored pencil [00:58.75]Drawings of all the different characters in [01:00.16]Harry Potter f**king each other [01:01.33]Welcome to the internet [01:02.51]Hold on to your socks [01:03.91]'Cause a random guy just [01:05.12]Kindly sent you photos of his c**k [01:07.31]They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more [01:10.70]Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e [01:13.66]See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink [01:16.29]Show us pictures of your [01:17.28]Children tell us every thought you think [01:19.15]Start a rumor buy a broom or [01:20.53]Send a death threat to a boomer [01:21.99]Or D M a girl and groom her [01:23.66]Do a zoom or find a tumor in your [01:25.18]Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom [01:27.49]Here's why women never [01:28.58]F**k you here's how you can build a bomb [01:30.91]Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz [01:33.94]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids [01:38.10]Could I interest you in everything all of the time [01:41.10]A little bit of everything all of the time [01:44.10]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime [01:47.14]Anything and everything all of the time [01:49.74]Could I interest you in everything all of the time [01:52.86]A little bit of everything all of the time [01:55.79]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime [01:58.70]Anything and everything all of the time [02:11.40]You know it wasn't always like this [02:18.54]Not very long ago just before your time [02:26.03]Right before the towers fell circa '99 [02:32.99]This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two [02:40.90]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you [02:50.70]You insatiable you [02:55.71]Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two [03:03.43]And it did all the things we designed it to do [03:11.21]Now look at you oh look at you [03:17.12]You you unstoppable watchable [03:26.64]Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew [03:33.66]And if we stick together who knows what we'll do [03:41.28]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand [03:51.36]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [03:53.59]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [03:55.93]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [03:57.57]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [04:00.89]Could I interest you in everything all of the time [04:06.81]A bit of everything all of the time [04:11.62]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime [04:16.62]Anything and everything all of the time [04:20.37]Could I interest you in everything all of the time [04:23.33]A little bit of everything all of the time [04:26.12]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime [04:29.01]Anything and everything and anything and everything [04:31.63]And anything and everything and [04:33.26]All of the time