Rosetta Stoned-Tool

　　　 Artist：tool Songs Title：rosetta stoned Alright then, Picture this if you will 10 to 2AM and actually heating up The old box of Krispy Kremes at my Need-to-know post just outside of Area 51 contemplating the whole ＂Chosen people＂ thing but just then A flaming stealth banana split the Sky,like, wide open never really Expect to see it in a place like this I think, I think, I＇m gonna gonna Die but something right inside my Birkenstocks began fuming Holy f**king sh*t... (holy f**king sh*t..)(x4) Then the x-files beings who were like Some kind of blue-grey Jackie Chan With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked And they＇re wicked-shot terrorists all by making the sound Abananadabanana So when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my.. Sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was... I hope Uncle Martin here doesn＇t notice that I pissed my f**kin pants So alive in this way Like an apparition And you had me crying out F**k me It＇s gotta be Deadhead chemistry The bottom covering the top of me. It＇s got me seeing E motherf**king T. And after calming me down with some Orange slices and some fetal spooning ET revealed to me his singular purpose He said,＂You are the chosen one. The one who＇ll deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, And a warning for those who do not.＂ Me, the chosen one. They chose me And I didn＇t even graduate from f**king high school. You＇d better... You＇d better... You＇d better... You＇d better listen. Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes Don＇t even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is surreal Like the time they floated away See, my heart is burning Cause this sh*t never happens to me Can＇t breathe right now It was so real, Like I woke up in Wonderland Also a bit terrifying I don＇t want to be all alone When I tell this story And can anyone tell me why It was a repeat experience Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it＇s my lucky day See my heart is racing ＇Cause this sh*t never happens to me I can＇t breathe right now You believe me don＇t you? Please believe what I just said See them telling children And this wasn＇t all in my head See they took a hold of my hand And invited me right in Then they showed me something I don＇t even know where to begin Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I＇m out my head. Am I alive? Or＇m I dead? Can＇t remember what they said Goddamn Sh*t the bed Overwhelmed as one would be Placed in my position Such a heavy burden now to be the one Born to bear and read you all The details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen Sh*t the bed again Typical Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I＇m out of my head Am I alive or＇m I dead? Sunkist and sudafed Gyroscopes and infrared Won＇t help the braindead Can＇t remember what they said Goddamn Sh*t the bed I can＇t remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to Make me out to be a hero Can＇t remember what he said Mom, help me Can't remember what he said Don＇t know Won＇t know... Goddamn, sh*t the bed