The Laughing Policeman-Charles Penrose

[ti:The Laughing Policeman] [ar:Charles Penrose] [al:Greatest Old Time Kids Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laughing Policeman (大笑的警察) - Charles Penrose [00:08.54]I know a fat old policeman [00:10.56]He's always on our street [00:11.79] [00:12.43]A fat and jolly red faced man [00:14.48]He really is a treat [00:15.55] [00:16.14]He's too kind for a policeman [00:17.84]He's never known to frown [00:19.80]And everybody says [00:21.46]He is the happiest man in town [00:23.13] [00:23.84]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:25.78]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:27.24] [00:27.75]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:29.55] [00:31.60]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:33.32] [00:47.33]He laughs upon point duty [00:48.27] [00:48.83]He laughs upon his beat [00:50.04] [00:50.74]He laughs at everybody [00:52.47]When he's walking in the street [00:54.03] [00:54.75]He never can stop laughing [00:56.50]He says he's never tried [00:57.91] [00:58.47]But once he did arrest a man [01:00.60]And laughed until he cried [01:02.06] [01:02.80]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:04.49] [01:05.02]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:06.91]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:08.77] [01:09.30]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:11.07] [01:26.23]His jolly face is wrinkled [01:27.85]And then he shut his eyes [01:29.33] [01:29.84]He opened his great big mouth [01:31.79]It was a wonderous size [01:33.18] [01:33.77]He said I must arrest you [01:35.71]He didn't know what for [01:37.10] [01:37.62]And then he started laughing [01:39.71]Until he cracked his fat old jaw [01:41.62]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:43.28]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:44.93]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:46.47]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:48.30] [02:05.66]So if you chance to meet him [02:07.39]While walking 'round the town [02:08.86] [02:09.48]Shake him by his fat old hand [02:11.50]And give him half a crown [02:13.48]His eyes will beam and sparkle [02:15.42]He'll gurgle with delight [02:17.29]And then you'll start him laughing [02:19.54]With all his blessed might [02:21.59]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:23.39]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:25.18]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:27.13]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha