The Real Slim Shady-Various Artists

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Various Artists] [al:A Tribute To Eminem] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:03.05]May I have your attention please [00:06.46]May I have your attention please [00:08.80]Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:11.66]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:15.90]We're gonna have a problem here [00:18.41]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.68]Jaws all on the floor like [00:21.83]Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.34]And started whoopin' her a*s worse than before [00:25.27]They first were divorced suin' [00:26.89]Her over furniture ah [00:27.94]It's the return of the [00:29.06]Ah wait no way you're kidding [00:30.50]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.88]And Dr Dre said nothing you idiots [00:35.17]Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha [00:37.54]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.87]Chicka chicka chicka slim shady [00:40.29]I'm sick of him [00:41.26]Look at him walkin' around [00:42.57]Grabbin' his you-know-what [00:43.73]Flippin' the you-know-who [00:44.82]Yeah but he's so cute though [00:46.26]Yeah I probably got [00:47.14]A couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.65]But no worse than what's goin' [00:49.70]On in your parents' bedrooms [00:51.08]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.16]But can't but it's cool for [00:54.44]Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.64]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.72]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [01:00.07]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.28]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:04.90]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.71]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.89]They've got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.72]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.38]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:14.30]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.46]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.94]But if you feel like I feel [01:20.12]I got the antidote [01:20.92]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:23.47]I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [01:25.37]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:27.63]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:30.11]Please stand up please stand up [01:32.38]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [01:34.54]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:36.89]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:39.35]Please stand up please stand up [01:41.62]Will Smith don't gotta [01:42.39]'Cuss in his raps to sell records nope [01:44.07]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:46.27]You think I give a d**n about a Grammy [01:48.02]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.94]But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:53.02]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:55.27]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.59]S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.91]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:02.25]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.49]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV [02:06.69]Yeah he's cute [02:07.57]But I think he's married to Kim hee-hee [02:09.35]I should download her audio in MP3 [02:11.43]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD agh [02:14.10]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15.64]All you do is annoy me [02:16.73]So I have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.55]And there's a million of us just like me [02:20.66]Who 'cuss like me [02:21.44]Who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.93]Who dress like me walk [02:23.89]Talk and act like me [02:25.19]And just might be the next best thing [02:26.88]But not quite me [02:27.97]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [02:29.94]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:32.21]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [02:34.74]Please stand up please stand up [02:37.03]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [02:39.11]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:41.44]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [02:43.97]Please stand up please stand up [02:46.19]I'm like a head trip to listen to [02:47.51]'Cause I'm only givin' you [02:48.43]Things you joke about with your friends [02:49.75]Inside your livin' room [02:50.83]The only difference is [02:51.76]I got the balls to say it in front of y'all [02:53.63]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [02:55.65]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.60]And whether you like to admit it I just s**t it [03:00.01]Better than 90 of you rappers out can [03:02.12]Then you wonder how can [03:03.21]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums [03:04.83]It's funny 'cause at the rate [03:06.13]I'm going when I'm 30 [03:07.07]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:09.34]Pinching nurse's asses [03:09.95]When I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:11.42]And I'm jerking [03:12.05]But this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:13.97]And every single person is a slim shady lurking [03:16.06]He could be working at Burger King [03:17.34]Spittin' on your onion rings [03:18.66]Or in the parking lot circling screaming [03:20.67]I don't give a f**k [03:21.60]With his windows down and his system up [03:23.38]So will the real shady please stand up [03:25.42]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:27.58]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:30.02]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:32.69]I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [03:34.53]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:36.82]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:39.26]Please stand up please stand up [03:41.61]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [03:43.84]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:46.01]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:48.62]Please stand up please stand up [03:51.05]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [03:53.01]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:55.21]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:57.85]Please stand up please stand up [04:00.14]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [04:02.25]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [04:04.48]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [04:07.05]Please stand up please stand up [04:11.66]I guess there's a slim shady in all of us [04:15.26]F**k it let's all stand up