My Name Is-Various Artists

[ti:My Name Is] [ar:Original Cartel] [al:A Tribute to Eminem] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Name Is - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:01.73]Hi my name is my name is [00:04.31] [00:04.90]My name is Slim Shady [00:07.11]Hi my name is my name is [00:09.79] [00:10.41]My name is Slim Shady [00:12.10]Ahem excuse me [00:13.33]Hi my name is my name is [00:15.42] [00:15.94]My name is Slim Shady [00:18.10]Hi my name is my name is [00:21.18]My name is Slim Shady [00:23.50]Hi kids do you like violence [00:25.56] [00:26.64]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails [00:28.19]Through each one of my eyelids [00:29.66]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did [00:32.12]Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is [00:34.96]My dead brain's weight I'm head tryin' straightto get my [00:37.61]But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate [00:40.81]And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead" [00:42.94]Uh uhh So why's your face red Man you wasted [00:46.09]Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.51]'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.26]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:53.60]And smacked her so hard [00:54.87]I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:56.55]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a** [00:59.47]Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast [01:01.86]SlutC'mere [01:02.66](Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog) [01:05.45]I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off [01:07.83]Hi my name is my name is [01:10.19] [01:10.72]My name is Slim Shady [01:13.06]Hi my name is my name is [01:15.90] [01:16.57]My name is Slim Shady [01:18.63]Hi my name is my name is [01:21.60] [01:22.16]My name is Slim Shady [01:24.22]Hi my name is my name is [01:26.92] [01:27.61]My name is Slim Shady [01:29.71]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high [01:32.12]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five [01:34.81]I smacked him in his face with an eraser [01:37.08]Chased him with a stapler [01:38.27]And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers [01:40.25] [01:40.79]Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up [01:43.02]Flashed the bartender [01:43.83]Then stuck my dick in the tip cup [01:45.93]Over Extraterrestrial runnin' pedestrians [01:48.51]In a spaceship while they screamin' at me [01:50.84]"Let's just be friends" [01:51.75] [01:52.26]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:54.33]I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do [01:57.20]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [01:59.82]Make a record about doin' drugs and name it herafter [02:02.19] [02:03.29]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:05.61]And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans [02:08.22]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [02:10.88]So I signed it "Dear Dave [02:12.62]Thanks for the support asshole" [02:14.12]Hi my name is my name is [02:16.45] [02:17.03]My name is Slim Shady [02:19.34]Hi my name is my name is [02:22.16] [02:22.84]My name is Slim Shady [02:24.88]Hi my name is my name is [02:27.48] [02:28.28]My name is Slim Shady [02:30.37]Hi my name is my name is [02:33.86]My name is Slim Shady [02:35.90]Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away [02:38.15]Dr Dre don't just stand there operate [02:40.52] [02:41.06]I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die [02:43.52]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:47.01]Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide [02:50.11]I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive [02:52.90]All my life I was very deprived [02:55.07]I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide [02:58.52]Incredible Clothes Hulkripped like the [03:00.46]I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks [03:03.39]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:06.51]How you gonna breast feed me mom [03:07.91]You ain't got no tits [03:09.35]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:11.85]Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head [03:14.54]I'm steamin' mad [03:15.97]And by the way when you see my dad [03:17.94]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [03:20.36]Hi my name is my name is [03:23.50]My name is Slim Shady [03:25.56]Hi my name is my name is [03:28.23] [03:28.98]My name is Slim Shady [03:31.07]Hi my name is my name is [03:33.74] [03:34.50]My name is Slim Shady [03:36.58]Hi my name is my name is [03:39.44] [03:40.03]My name is Slim Shady