And Now For Something Completely Different …-Funkoars

[ti:And Now For Something Complete] [ar:Funkoars] [al:The Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]And Now For Something Completely Different … - Funkoars [00:02.93]Hey f**k you we crush crews the oar way [00:05.05]I'm sicker then using period blood for war paint [00:07.17]Fans rush the stage then half these ladies [00:08.85]Got f**ked got dressed and left with bastard babies [00:11.04]These days I never chase women [00:14.16]'Cause thats like playing rock-paper-scissors Limbless [00:15.53]No use and thats an easy mistake [00:19.21]I treat a rapper like a habit both easy to break [00:21.77]I say take one look your dealing with a heavy weight [00:25.20]Suffa got a bed but I gotta b**ch in every state [00:27.58]Strap the latex I'm the pin prick between safe sex [00:30.26]And having to take an aids test [00:31.82]I can say Cdub is holding em' back [00:33.44]The only thing holding em' back is being overly wack [00:35.56]Hey messing with the oars of funk [00:37.87]You get crushed like you gave Big Pun the top bunk [00:40.62][Chorus:] [00:41.55]So shut the f**k up [00:43.05]Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks [00:45.23]So get the f**k out [00:47.36]Yeah we drink the rum until its out the bail [00:49.85]So what the f**ks up [00:52.28]To my crew in the front row we ain't never gonna fall off [00:55.55]F**k no f**k no f**k no f**k no f**k no f**k that [01:00.48][Hook:] [01:00.73]Now you left in a daze [01:02.22]Never step on stage [01:03.97]Now you left in a daze [01:06.59]Mic weapons engaged [01:08.78]I'm coming in and on em anonymously not monogamously [01:11.07]Get off the top and then they're leaving with their novelty [01:13.13]Honestly got no property [01:14.13]Thats a problem for someone dumb enough we want ya company [01:16.32]F**king me dont mean loving me f**k it [01:17.94]I dont want no bun in the oven so face f**k em [01:20.56]Say she love it but she makes her weight to the bucket [01:23.00]Chuck it but I ain't the greatest of nothing [01:25.05]But shes on her f**king knees like she's praying or something [01:27.36]Eight in the door rushing gatecrashing the floor [01:30.04]It's nothing but oars and their mates and they may take it all [01:32.79]Praise the lord for the drunks and the town of drunks [01:35.35]With the town slut doing an in and out when they found us [01:37.91]Or see me kicking it drinking with village idiots [01:39.65]Screaming their innocent while spewing up bile into em [01:41.66]Or getting violent and swinging nine irons [01:43.53]At bystanders and fans at random on the land [01:45.77]So shut the f**k up [01:46.83]Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks [01:49.95]So get the f**k out [01:51.33]Yeah we drink the rum until its out the bail [01:56.69]So what the f**ks up [01:58.75]To my crew in the front row we ain't never gonna fall off [02:01.99]F**k no f**k no f**k no f**k no f**k no f**k that [02:05.80][Hook:] [02:06.17]Now you left in a daze [02:08.29]Never step on stage [02:10.61]Now you left in a daze [02:13.04]Mic weapons engaged [02:15.47]Check it out now I'mma tell you what the oars about [02:17.72]We about to milk this scene dry and take the carcus to the slaughter house [02:20.66]Sh*t you ain't thought about the crew that cats talk about [02:22.83]On stage in your city until the mic cords start shorting out [02:25.27]Turn the heat up Semi x turn the beat up [02:27.64]Flux fresh on the scratch like a car thats just been keyed up [02:30.20]And you need more then luck if your ripping Honz [02:32.13]The punchlines that I deliver hit harder then Whitney was [02:34.32]Work a shitty job 5 days and 50 bob [02:36.63]And after debt collectors I got just enough to get written off [02:39.31]My crew the dirtiest Funkoars you heard of us [02:41.49]Second album down by now you know our purpose is [02:43.80]To take this scene over - who the f**ks gonna stop us [02:46.42]When half the cats that enter battles these days are f**king soft cocks [02:49.11]We get you open like a fresh beer [02:50.79]So ahead of our time we the number one crew of next year [02:53.42][Chorus] [02:53.60]So shut the f**k up [02:55.79]Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks [02:58.03]So get the f**k out [03:00.34]Yeah we drink the rum until its out the bail [03:02.78]So what the f**ks up [03:05.21]To my crew in the front row we ain't never gonna fall off [03:08.01]F**k no f**k no f**k no f**k no f**k no f**k that [03:12.38] [03:13.36]Tell your team I bring harm and never take that risk [03:18.15]Put the scene in my palm and then I make that fist