C.O.T.Y-Funkoars

[ti:C.O.T.Y] [ar:Funkoars] [al:The Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]C.O.T.Y - Funkoars [00:32.28]I slide off that bar stool drive in the car pool [00:35.59]In the bicycle lane next to high schools [00:37.65]Side swipe cyclists [00:39.27]Buggin' but f**kin' [00:40.65]I'm buckled up and trouble is double [00:42.27]And I'm f**kin' with any and many hennies I got [00:44.77]Look [00:45.02]No money to show but show money [00:47.20]Gotta a lot of bottles on my shelf baby [00:49.07]Help yourself I'm drunk drivin' on the highway to hell [00:51.94]I like to incite violence [00:53.94]Try fightin' Die tryin' Life's slidin' [00:56.74]The bright light's of the ambo's my cammo [00:58.93]This liquid ammo [01:00.24]Gotta mother f**ker feelin' like Rambo [01:02.05]I'm the Boston Strangler [01:03.61]See me in your mother's Jeep Wrangler [01:05.36]The new step daddy's a rapper [01:07.16]Bangin' the back of her [01:08.29]I'm back stabbin' her [01:09.35]Up in the rear [01:10.35]I've gotta thank God that I've got it [01:12.10]The Cunt Of The Year [01:13.15]And if you see me looking f**king mad (I-I hate cunts) [01:18.34]And if you see me looking f**king mad (The cu-cu-cunt of the year) [01:23.14]I hate - I hate - I-I hate Cunts [01:26.20]Life peaked and down hill at eight months [01:28.57]And if you see me looking f**king mad [01:30.82]It's cause I'm f**king mad [01:33.88]First and foremost I'd like to thank the outstanding citizens [01:35.99]For all I've done to make me look like a cunt to live with [01:39.06]At your party in your jewelery box [01:40.68]Takin' all the gold [01:41.55]N' downstairs drunk as hell [01:42.73]Pissing all up on your toilet bowl [01:44.17]The first cat to cry poor when it's my round [01:46.41]So I drink for free at the club [01:48.04]'Till your broke then I bounce [01:49.23]Man that sounds nice don't it [01:50.60]Full time scum bag [01:52.16]Move up on your girl and use your best shirt as my cum rag [01:54.84]I'm quick to snake and make to f**k up his whole game [01:57.34]Then drag it back to mine [01:58.71]Like a caveman on the first train [02:00.28]And when you mackin' a b**ch [02:01.39]I'm rubbin' out an easy one in your cupboard [02:03.08]Get my cock out where it ain't wanted [02:04.89]The problem is I'm an inconsiderate f**k-wit [02:06.33]With chicks that try to nut quick [02:08.45]To avoid that cunt lick [02:09.50]The funny sh*t is even though I'ma prick [02:11.57]Then next time we're at the base you still buy me a drink [02:14.38]And if you see me looking f**king mad (I-I hate cunts) [02:19.68]And if you see me looking f**king mad (The cu-cu-cunt of the year) [02:24.35]I hate - I hate - I-I hate Cunts [02:27.48]Life peaked and down hill at eight months [02:29.85]And if you see me looking f**king mad [02:31.85]It's cause I'm f**king mad [02:33.53]Pissin' everywhere but the pisser [02:36.21]Sippin' spilt liquor off the floor [02:38.46]With a crazy straw from the day before [02:40.27]I'm the type big into binge drinkin' [02:42.46]Crip limpin in the club with a smuggy sixxer now [02:45.32]This can't be the flavor of the month [02:47.51]Do the the sooks cry foul like the flavour of the ha [02:50.25]F**k-ity-f**k yes [02:51.82]Swear like a sailor [02:52.93]And I take shots at death with a credit check chaser [02:55.12]The girls want to be a princess for the night [02:57.93]But the idea dies like Princess Di [03:00.24]When Charles Handy-man with a Handy-Cam [03:02.73]Takin' off a beach bunny panties in a sandy van [03:05.73]Damn black out then I'm right back [03:08.41]Wakin' up drunk [03:09.29]Dunkin' down breakfast nightcaps [03:10.16]Girl's like "F**k you " [03:12.41]I'm like "F**k me " [03:13.40]So patriotic put the f**kin' "Cunt" into country [03:15.21]Put your hands together for the (Cunt of the year) [03:18.89](All right now ladies) [03:20.46]What I want you to do is take your shirt off for the (Cunt of the year) [03:25.32](Listen) [03:26.57]Keep the drinks comin' for the (Cunt of the year) [03:30.44](Look) [03:31.50]And grab your breasts 'cause this is for the (Cunt of the year)