Vapors [Video Skit Freestyle]-Biz Markie

Vapors [Video Skit Freestyle] - Biz Markie Can you feel it Nothin can save ya For this is the seaon of catchin the vpors And since I got time, what Im gonna do Is tell ya how to spread it throughout my crew Wel you all know tj swan who sang on my records Made the music, nobody beats the biz Well, check it Back in the days before this began He usually tried to talk to this girl name fran The type of female with fly gucci wear With big trunk jewelry and extensions in her hair When swan tried to kick it, she always fessed Talkin about nigger, please, you work for ups Since he wasnt no type of big drug dealer My man tj swan didnt appeal to her But now he trucks gold and wears fly valley boots Rough leather fashions and tough silk suits Now she stop frontin an wants to speak And be comin to all the shows Every single weekend To get his beeper number, shed be beggin please Dyin for the day to get skeezed She caught the vapors (4x) I got another partner thats calm and plain He goes by the name of the big daddy kane A mellow type of fellow thats laid back Back in the days, he was nothin like that I remember when he used to fight every day What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey He wore his pants hangin down and his sneakers untied And a rasta-type kango tilted to the side Around his neighborhood, people treated him bad And said he was the worst thing his moms ever had They said that he will grow up to be nothin but a hoodlum Or either injail or someone would shoot him But now hes grown up, to their surprise Big daddy got a hit record sellin worldwide Now the same people that didnt like him as a child be sayin Can I borrow a dollar, ooh, youre a star now They caught the vapors (4x) Now I got a cousin by the name of von lee Better known to yall as cutmaster cool v He cuts scratch, transform with finesse ...(cuts and scratches)...and all that mess Well I remember when he first started to rock And tried to get his job in a record shop He was in it to win it but the boss fronted Said, sorry mr. lee, but theres no help wanted Now my cousin von still tried on and on and on til the like break of dawn To put this j-o-b in effect But theyd look right past him and be like next Now for the year of 88 Cool v is makin dollars so my cousins like straight He walks into the same record shop as before And the bossll be like, von, welcome to my store Offerin him a job but naw, he dont want it Damn it feels goo to see people up on it cause I remember when at first they wasnt Now guess what they caught from my cousin The vapors They caught the vapors (4x) Last subject of the story is about biz mark I had to work for mine to put your body in park When I was a teenager, I wanted to be down With a lot of m.c.-deejayin crews in town So in school on nobel street, I say can I be down, champ They said no and treated me like a wet food stamp After gettin rejected, I was very depressed Sat and wrote some def doo-doo rhymes at my rest When I used to come to parties theyd make me pay Id have to beg to get on the mike and rap that day I was never into girls, I was just into my music They acted like I wanted to keep it Instead of tryin to use it But now things switched without belief Yo, biz, do you remember me from nober street, chief? We used to be down back in the days It happens all the time and never ceases to amaze They caught the vapors (4x)