Pickin' Boogers-Biz Markie

[ti:Pickin' Boogers] [ar:Biz Markie] [al:Goin' Off (Deluxe)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pickin' Boogers - Biz Markie [00:20.33]Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross [00:22.68]But it's sure to have your trippin' [00:24.10]So y'all listen close [00:25.13]It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar [00:27.78]But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers [00:30.45]Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you [00:32.80]But it's still somethin' we all have to do [00:35.43]So go up your nose with a finger or two [00:37.89]And pull out one or a crusty crew [00:40.35]Yo don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray [00:42.91]'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day [00:44.87] [00:45.55]Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip [00:48.09]With a finger tissue or even a Q-Tip [00:50.65]Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin' [00:52.91]And also remember this slogan [00:55.92]"Hey ma what's for dinner [00:58.38]Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" [01:00.76]Pickin' Boogers [01:01.59] [01:05.99]Pickin' Boogers [01:06.70] [01:10.83]Pickin' Boogers [01:11.60] [01:16.03]Pickin' Boogers [01:16.67] [01:18.01]Let me tell you what happened on the train man [01:20.43]I was coolin' one day with my partner Kane [01:23.42]Headed up to the Rooftop ridin' the D train [01:26.12]When the man sittin' next to me was so profane [01:28.40]He'd stick his finger up his nose then do a drain [01:31.11](You should 'a moved) [01:32.80]I was just about but al of a sudden homeboy just pulled out [01:36.08]A big green slimy nah I'm not neven gonna say it [01:38.68]But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it [01:41.40]He sat there for a while with it in his hand [01:43.63]So I tried to play cool and like ignore the man [01:46.02]So I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap [01:48.61]All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap [01:51.41]Now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke [01:53.86]But a brother like BizMarkie had almost choked [01:55.42] [01:56.00]So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five [01:58.94]And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye [02:01.39]Then the man jumped up and said "what's wrong with you" [02:03.90]And wiped them off his face and said "I can't mess with you" [02:06.55]Like if I did something that was so full of shame [02:09.01]But yo you got to know the name of the game [02:11.69]Pickin' Boogers [02:12.41] [02:16.55]Pickin' Boogers [02:17.53] [02:21.62]Pickin' Boogers [02:22.67] [02:26.06]Pickin' Boogers [02:27.59] [02:30.68]Hmmm [02:32.03]Now let me take a trip down memory lane [02:33.34] [02:34.43]Back in public school with my partner Kane [02:36.91]When I was class clown and he was my brother [02:39.47]Sittin' at the desk pluckin' boogers at each other [02:41.95]Never doin' work as we was supposed [02:44.04]Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose [02:47.06]And in the lunchroom you would talk about rude [02:49.47]God forbid the person that'd leave his food [02:52.17]No matter who you are we didn't give a damn [02:54.67]We even put teachers down with the program [02:56.23] [02:57.14]Whether if it was a woman or if you a man [02:59.56]We put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand [03:02.21]Catch anyone from anywhere [03:03.54] [03:04.54]But the best fun about it catchin' Kane out there [03:06.77] [03:07.30]Especially when we playin' ball in the gym [03:09.59]I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him [03:12.06]Now we're grown up and things have changed [03:14.70]But we still be playin' the pickin' boogers game [03:17.33]Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready [03:19.00]I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti [03:22.06]Pickin' Boogers [03:23.27] [03:27.51]Pickin' Boogers [03:28.36] [03:32.32]Pickin' Boogers [03:33.23] [03:37.53]Pickin' Boogers [03:38.10] [03:38.83]Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl [03:42.78]One night at Latin Quarters I was standin' at ease [03:45.09]I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez [03:47.53]I didn't show enough that I really did want it [03:49.42] [03:50.27]So no half steppin' I pushed up on it [03:53.03]Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat [03:55.09]Had a spotlight beamin' on my BizMarck hat [03:57.79]But when she stepped in the light and she got real close [04:00.20]I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose [04:02.89]She was dressed real def and her body was hooked [04:04.86]But that dried up booger just ruined her look [04:07.61]I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold [04:10.23]So I played if off and said "that's a cute green mole" [04:12.34]I was hopin' from that she would wipe it away [04:15.23]But she didn't do nothin' I guess she wanted it to stay [04:17.93]I said before you get my number I don't mean to diss you [04:20.53]But write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue