Ironic-Alanis Morissette

[ti:Ironic] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:Alanis Unplugged] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic (讽刺) - Alanis Morissette [00:12.73]An old man turned ny-eight
一位九十八岁的老人 [00:17.38]He won the lottery and died the next day
彩票中奖后第二天就死了 [00:23.13] [00:24.26]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
在你的酒里有一只黑色的苍蝇 [00:27.58]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
在它死之前还剩两分钟 [00:33.08]And isn't it ironic dontcha think
这不算讽刺吗 难道你不这么认为吗 [00:36.45] [00:37.65]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像在你的婚礼上开始下雨 [00:44.02]It's a free ride when you've already paid
然而你坐的是一台免费车 [00:48.89]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
这是个好的建议 可惜你就是不听 [00:55.14]Who would've thought it figures
谁会这样想 [01:01.14]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
先生我害怕 起飞会不会不安全 [01:06.01]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他收拾好自己的行李 吻别自己的孩子 [01:11.66]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他等了一生的时间去坐那一班飞机 [01:16.03] [01:17.28]And as the plane crashed down he thought
他想飞机可能会坠毁 [01:20.90]"Well isn't this nice "
好吧 这可不妙 [01:22.20] [01:22.90]And isn't it ironic dontcha think
这不算讽刺吗 你不这么认为吗 [01:26.77] [01:27.83]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像在你的婚礼上下起了雨 [01:34.08]It's a free ride when you've already paid
你却坐的是一台免费车 [01:40.38]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
这是个好的建议 可惜你就是不听 [01:46.03]Who would've thought it figures
谁会这样想 [01:48.08] [01:51.39]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活有一种愚弄你的方式 [01:55.45]When you think everything's okay
当你以为 [01:56.89]And everything's going right
一切都顺利的时候 [02:02.68]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
生活总是以一种奇特的方式帮助你 [02:06.36]You think everything's gone wrong
你以为 [02:08.31]And everything blows up
一切都很糟糕的时候 [02:09.36]In your face
一切就在你眼前发生了 [02:11.81] [02:20.16]A traffic jam when you're already late
当你已经迟到却又遭遇堵车 [02:24.04]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
想抽烟的时候却看到禁止吸烟的标志 [02:30.23]It's like ten thousand spoons
就好像当你只需要一把刀子的时候 [02:32.85]When all you need is a knife
面前却摆满了成千上万的汤匙 [02:35.91]It's meeting the man of my dreams
我想要遇到我的梦中情人 [02:38.72]And then meeting his beautiful husband
但却遇到了他美丽的妻子 [02:44.27]And isn't it ironic dontcha think
这不算讽刺吗 你不这么认为吗 [02:46.14] [02:47.15]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
是有点讽刺 我真的这样认为 [02:53.40]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像在你的婚礼上开始下雨 [02:56.46] [02:59.90]It's a free ride when you've already paid
你却坐的是一台免费车 [03:02.96] [03:06.09]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
这是个好的建议 可惜你就是不听 [03:09.29] [03:16.06]Who would've thought it figures
谁会这样想 [03:18.25] [03:20.12]END