Ugly B**ches (LP版)-Coolio

[ti:Ugly ******* (LP Version)] [ar:Coolio] [al:Rhino Hi - Five: Coolio, Vol. 2 EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ugly B**ches (LP版) - Coolio [00:18.58]A ***** is a ***** and we all know [00:20.62]That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so [00:22.90]If you're gotta have em might as well be a fine one [00:25.46]But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one [00:27.59]So they go and get a ***** that's lookin like Trixie [00:29.67]And Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy a** titties [00:32.00]A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker [00:34.19]And the ni**a got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker [00:36.87]Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson [00:39.20]Talk about ******* that you wish you was pimpin [00:41.48]Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin [00:43.63]But everytime I see her you're beggin [00:45.38]Go get you a girl that got somethin goin [00:48.22]Get rid of that ***** that's lookin like a dragon [00:50.53]Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs [00:52.98]But that's what'cha get [00:53.90]When you **** with ugly ******* [00:55.28]When I was young I used to have fun [00:59.21]****** with ugly ******* [01:04.58]But now that I'm grown I leave em alone [01:08.75]Cos I went from rags to riches [01:13.28]They say 'beauty is skin deep' [01:15.08]But goddamn ****** ***** [01:16.22]Look like buckwheat mixed with opi [01:18.35]Toe up toe up straight from the floor [01:20.64]And her bad a** breath is about to make me throw up [01:23.31]Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin [01:25.48]But the very next day you was with the ***** again [01:27.76]Now your a** is gettin clowned like Bozo [01:29.74]But that's what you get for ****** with that ugly ho [01:32.31]I don't know what possessed you ni**a [01:34.41]Stand that hooker in front of a trigger [01:36.85]Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo [01:38.63]To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo" [01:41.71]Dig a ditch down in desperation [01:43.41]Send that monster on a permanent vacation [01:46.09]The girl is chop-top but you don't listen [01:48.04]Cos some niggas like ****** with ugly ******* [01:50.60]When I was young I used to have fun [01:54.69]****** with ugly ******* [02:00.14]But now that I'm grown I leave em alone [02:04.31]Cos I went from rags to riches [02:09.91]Aw **** there go my ni**a pretendin he don't see me [02:21.09]Talkin with a ***** that look like a flea G [02:23.39]Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza [02:25.53]I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter [02:27.93]The girl is done so take her a** off the oven [02:30.34]Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent [02:32.81]Cookin up a plan in a big [02:34.20]Black cauldron [02:34.55]And the dumb a** ni**a don't know that he's fallin [02:37.10]Into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant [02:39.51]9 months later and she's squirted on an insect [02:41.94]He don't wanna claim it [02:43.04]She went and got a test [02:44.22]Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque [02:46.38]My ni**a got depressed and he started drinkin liquor [02:48.76]One night he got drunk [02:49.89]Went to her house and killed her [02:51.27]Riches to rags and rags to riches [02:53.07]But that's what'cha get [02:54.08]When you **** with ugly ******* [02:55.66]When I was young I used to have fun [02:59.77]****** with ugly ******* [03:04.41]It seems that it's sad for this ***** I had [03:08.84]Came from some ugly ******* [03:14.43]When I was young I used to have fun [03:19.05]****** with ugly ******* [03:23.53]It seems kinda sad cos this ***** I had [03:27.72]Came from some ugly ******* [03:31.97]So you mean to tell me you ****** [03:42.46]With a bald-headed ol' fat lumpy [03:44.15]Droopy crack baby look-a-like [03:45.36]Cisco drinkin loud ignorant ******-up [03:48.37]Teeth stank hoodrat won't down [03:50.73]Once-a-month bleedin butthead swap-meet [03:53.01]AFDC leaned-over tennis shoe [03:55.60]Cigarette butt baggin ***** Ni**a what's [03:57.96]Wrong wit you [03:58.87]That's alright [03:59.41]She take care of a ni**a though [04:01.71]That's all I know ni**a [04:03.07]That's OK yeah that's OK ni**a