The Laughing Policeman-Charles Penrose

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我认识一个年老的胖警察 [ar:Charles Penrose]
他总是在我们的街上来回巡逻 [al:Second House With Those Wonderful Comedians]
他身材肥胖 满面红光 [by:]
给我们带来无限的乐趣 [offset:0]
他是一个非常和善的警察 [00:00.00]The Laughing Policeman (大笑的警察) - Charles Penrose
从来不皱眉头 [00:03.86]Written by：Porter/Swann
所有人都说 [00:07.73]I know a fat old policeman
他是这个小镇上最快乐的人 [00:09.59]He's always on our street
// [00:11.28]A fat and jolly red faced man
// [00:13.09]He really is a treat
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// [00:14.74]He's too kind for a policeman
[00:16.36]He's never known to frowna
无论工作还是生活 [00:17.84]
他总是放声大笑 [00:18.40]And everybody says
当他走在街上 [00:19.58]He is the happiest man in town
对遇见的所有人都露出笑容 [00:21.46]
他的笑声从未停止 [00:22.11]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
他说 他从未试过停止笑声 [00:25.59]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
但是一旦他抓到罪犯 [00:29.20]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
他就会笑到眼泪都流出来 [00:32.80]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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// [00:43.88]He laughs upon point duty
// [00:45.31]He laughs upon his beat
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[00:47.41]He laughs at everybody
他欢乐的脸上满是皱纹 [00:48.67]When he's walking in the street
他闭上双眼 [00:50.49]
张开他的大嘴 [00:51.03]He never can stop laughing
难以置信的尺寸 [00:52.84]He says he's never tried
他说 我要逮捕你 [00:54.41]But once he did arrest a man
但是他并不知道为什么 [00:56.43]And laughed until he cried
接下来他就开始放声大笑 [00:57.71]
直到合不拢嘴 [00:58.45]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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// [01:02.08]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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如果你有机会遇到他 [01:20.26]His jolly face is wrinkled
当你在小镇里散步 [01:21.85]And then he shut his eyes
只要和他握握手 [01:23.92]He opened his great big mouth
稍微夸他一下 [01:25.59]It was a wonderous size
他就会两眼放光 [01:27.49]He said I must arrest you
然后集中力量 [01:29.31]He didn't know what for
你会听见他开始放声大笑 [01:30.73]
集中他所有的力量 [01:31.23]And then he started laughing
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// [01:32.99]Until he cracked his jaw
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// [01:35.35]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:38.65]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:42.29]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:47.97]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:50.45] [01:56.99]So if you chance to meet him [01:59.04]While walking round the town [02:00.73]Shake him by his fat old hand [02:02.78]And give him half a crown [02:04.46]His eyes will beam and sparkle [02:06.47]He'll gurgle with delight [02:07.72] [02:08.32]And then you'll start him laughing [02:10.14]With all his blessed might [02:12.07]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:16.02]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:19.64]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:23.43]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha