What A Mouth (Original)-Tommy Steele

[ti:What a Mouth (What a North and South)] [ar:Tommy Steele] [al:Singing the Blues - Tommy Steele's Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]What A Mouth (Original) - Tommy Steele [00:08.30]Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah [00:10.43]If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller [00:12.40]But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show [00:17.46]It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch [00:21.29]Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim [00:24.63]When he opens his mouth you'll know [00:27.14]And as poor Jim goes walkin' about [00:31.95] [00:33.49]You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out [00:39.40] [00:40.39](What ) What Ooh um [00:42.74]"What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:45.42]"Blimey what a mouth he's got" [00:48.08]Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er [00:51.01]His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel [00:53.03]What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy ) [00:57.86]If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half [01:01.81] [01:07.46]Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme [01:09.79]He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny [01:12.22]And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine [01:17.13]He got so drunk one foggy morn [01:19.41]He layed in the road and started to yawn [01:21.74]And a poor old man was delivering coals close by [01:26.54]And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road [01:39.61] [01:40.71](What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes [01:43.35]What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [01:46.35]Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [01:50.09]Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [01:52.43]He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot [01:56.02]Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim [01:59.11]Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal [02:00.98]And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy ) [02:03.27] [02:08.47](What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey [02:11.37]I thought it was all over Oh yes um [02:13.30]What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [02:16.52]Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [02:19.93] bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [02:22.53]He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth [02:27.02]No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal [02:30.86]And he corfs up lumps of coke OY [02:33.63] [02:36.99]OY (OY ) OY