I Wanna Be A Dog-Barry Louis Polisar

[ti:I Wanna Be A Dog] [ar:Barry Louis Polisar] [al:Old Dogs, New Tricks] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.91]I wanna be a dog wanna wag my tail [00:04.85] [00:06.47]Chase cars and knock over garbage cans [00:09.29]Bite the man who brings the mail [00:11.72]I wanna be a dog [00:12.79] [00:13.72]Wanna lie on the floor [00:15.41] [00:16.97]Chase squirrels and cats [00:18.53]Get fed get fat [00:19.91]Chew your shoe and bark at the door [00:22.29] [00:22.97]I wanna be a dog [00:24.60] [00:25.97]Wanna dig big holes [00:27.47] [00:29.35]Sniff trees and ground [00:30.72]And basset hounds [00:31.79]And pee on telephone poles [00:33.85] [00:35.16]I wanna be a dog [00:36.60] [00:37.72]Wanna drool all around [00:39.35] [00:40.47]Scratch fleas and ticks [00:42.41]And run after sticks [00:43.85]I just wanna be a hound [00:45.66] [00:46.66]I wanna be a dog [00:48.35] [00:49.60]Wanna roll in the dirt [00:51.10] [00:51.97]Wanna run in the street [00:54.41]Get mud on my feet [00:55.72]And jump up onto your shirt [00:57.54] [00:58.97]I wanna have dog breath [01:01.10]Wake the neighbors too [01:02.85] [01:03.47]I'll lick your hand [01:08.72]Be the best friend to man; [01:10.22]I've got nothing better to do [01:12.04] [01:13.41]I wanna be a dog [01:14.66] [01:15.85]I want my nose to be wet [01:17.68] [01:18.80]I've got a college degree [01:21.36]Now all I wanna be [01:23.74]Is somebody else's pet [01:25.68] [01:26.99]I wanna be a dog wanna wag my tail [01:31.18] [01:32.80]Chase cars and knock over garbage cans [01:35.62] [01:36.16]Bite the man who brings the mail