What If I Had Zebra Spots-Barry Louis Polisar

[ti:What If I Had Zebra Spots] [ar:Barry Louis Polisar] [al:Old Dogs, New Tricks] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]What If I Had Zebra Spots - Barry Louis Polisar [00:18.53]What if a zebra had spots [00:20.84] [00:21.47]Do you think he would like that a lot [00:24.46] [00:25.40]And what if a tiger had dots [00:28.34] [00:29.71]What if a leopard did not [00:32.22] [00:35.90]What if we could sleep like a bat [00:38.40] [00:39.21]And dine like an overweight cat [00:42.34] [00:43.09]Instead of going to school [00:45.34]We'd hang around and get fat; [00:47.28]I know of some people like that [00:49.97] [01:11.47]What if we talked with our nose [01:13.40] [01:14.28]And what if the sun just froze [01:17.22] [01:18.09]Exactly what do you suppose [01:20.84] [01:21.59]We'd be if we didn't wear clothes [01:25.22] [01:28.96]What if a hippo could fly [01:31.90]Or flutter like a big butterfly [01:34.78] [01:35.65]Do you think any hippo would try [01:38.78] [01:39.59]If so what would fall from the sky [01:42.84] [01:46.34]What if a zebra had spots [01:48.72] [01:49.66]Do you think he would like that a lot