If It Ain't Free-Afroman

[ti:If It Ain't Free] [ar:Afroman] [al:Sell Your D**e] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.97]Ladies and gentlemen homosexuals lesbians and transvestites [00:05.37]I am your platter spinnin' poppa your woofer whopper [00:08.31]Your G-mosavé from the mohavé [00:11.05]Sellin' w**d out the alley of the anti-d**e valley [00:14.49]Rollin' like a tumbleweed through Pimpville Pimpafornia [00:17.61]I'm the Hungry Hustler Afro mutha' f**kin' [00:20.87]Givin' a shout out to all these parasites [00:23.43](Parasites You understand me ) [00:24.87]These mosquitos [00:25.49](Mosquitos) [00:26.31]Mosquite ho's [00:27.62]Swarmin' around my water tryin' to suck me dry [00:30.24]But money come to hard to give it all to a broad [00:33.99](I know that's right hell yeah) [00:35.18]We all do stupid things payin' too much for p**sy [00:37.69]Don't have to be one of em' [00:39.06] [00:39.81]So fellas don't get p**sy-whoopped [00:42.25](Say what ) [00:43.00]Whoop that p**sy [00:44.44](While yer bullshuttin' looky here boy) [00:47.18]And we ain't talkin' bout all women [00:49.08] [00:49.71]But if the maxipad fits go ahead and wear it b**ch [00:53.40](Henh do you undersmell me ) [00:55.03] [00:56.09](Check this out loco) [00:57.18] [00:58.48]Babay you are the woman of my dreams [01:03.87] [01:04.62](Yes you go on an do your thang) [01:06.99]And I really want to put a woman like you somewhere on my team [01:16.33] [01:17.58]You have a sense of humor you sexy and you smart [01:23.08] [01:24.89](You so intelligent) [01:26.52] [01:27.28]But when you tried to take my money honey [01:31.09]You broke my f**kin' heart [01:32.90](C'mon 'cuz where you at loco You broke my f**kin' heart) [01:37.18]I said baby yeah I need you to step on out my car [01:42.50](Step on out my car don't forget your panties and your bra) [01:46.19]'Cuz now I know exactly what you are [01:52.42](Ladies and gentlemen fresh off parole the Quarterpiece Quartet) [01:56.23]You gold diggin' b**ch usin' yer p**sy tryin' to get rich maybe [02:02.16](What you say baby You need some what You need some money ) [02:05.66]If your p**sy ain't free it's not for me baby [02:12.16](You know you f**ked up don't ya you know you f**ked up [02:14.79]Don't ya don't ya ) [02:17.06]You's a gold diggin' b**ch usin' yer p**sy tryin' to get rich maybe [02:21.37](N-n-no you'd you better not skip this song you better [02:24.89]Not skip this song) [02:26.14]If your p**sy ain't free it's not for me [02:29.58](I'll be sittin' up there) [02:30.33]Baby [02:31.08](Watchin' them male bashers Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah [02:33.58]So listen to this sh*t biotch) [02:35.14]See I finally figured out why these ho's be hoin' [02:37.64]P**sy is the only thing a b**ch got goin' [02:40.08]It must be Sunday 'cuz you got no class [02:42.52]With the G-string goin' up the crack o'yer a** [02:44.65](Crack o'yer a**) [02:45.33]Yo you didn't speak back when I spoke to you [02:47.21](Spoke to you) [02:47.64]Why Do I look broke to you [02:49.46]You put your head down baby then you pass me [02:51.83](Pass me) [02:52.14]You hit the dance floor and started dancin' nasty [02:54.27](Nasty) [02:54.45]And it's a trip when a stripper start to strip [02:56.52]All the home boys feel obligated to tip [02:59.14]Baby even though I love the way you grease your thighs [03:01.71]I'm savin' my money for some chile cheese fries [03:04.21]Please don't make me laugh ho [03:06.45]Take yo gold diggin' hands off my Afro [03:08.65](Afro) [03:09.21]Give you money for dancin' Come on boo [03:11.33]I wouldn't give it to you if you let me come on you [03:13.83]Ooh I never found a gold diggin' woman arousin' [03:16.21]I'm a stingy black boy from the year two thousand [03:18.89]Payin' a broad is preposterous [03:20.89]Unless you stick your dick down her esophagus [03:23.45]And even if you did that you still a trick [03:26.04](Still a trick) [03:26.67]You need to make the woman pay for your dick [03:28.69](You know) [03:29.00]You the one huffin' you the one puffin' [03:31.00]She the one layin' there ain't doin' nuthin' [03:33.32]And I bet you ate the p**sy hopin' for good luck [03:35.56]Nine times outta ten you didn't get your dick sucked [03:38.18]B**ch too busy thinkin' 'bout [03:40.74]Takin' all the money out yer bank account [03:43.03]So get out my Cadillac real slow [03:45.48]And go back home to your dil-do [03:47.78]If you're lookin' for a trick Miss Gold Digger [03:50.41]You need to go talk to a old ni**a [03:52.79]You gold diggin' b**ch usin' yer p**sy tryin' to get rich maybe [03:58.44] [04:00.06](All these little undercover prostitutes 'cuz) [04:02.19]If your p**sy ain't free it's not for me baby [04:07.93] [04:09.56](Get to the house and the b**ch stick out her hand and sh*t) [04:12.43]You's a gold diggin' b**ch usin' yer p**sy tryin' to get rich maybe [04:16.70] [04:18.06](You know I ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the microphone [04:20.81]You know what I'm sayin' cuz ) [04:22.08]If your p**sy ain't free it's not for me baby [04:27.76](Hey let's flip it with finesse for the ladies) [04:31.01](Honey) [04:32.32]Man this girl walked up to me the other day [04:34.57](You can't have my money) [04:37.07]I ain't even f**kin' her she want me to jeopardize my life [04:39.07]Take her to the wrong neighborhood way across town [04:41.07](Honey) [04:41.44]And got mad at me when I asked her for some [04:44.33]Money for some gas in my Cadillac [04:45.58](You can't have my money) [04:46.26]I told her like this eyea b**ch I ain't playin' [04:48.14]It ain't like you my woman you know what I'm sayin' [04:50.84] [04:51.59]Talkin' 'bout a man s'posed to take care of a woman [04:54.18]I told her like sugar free I said now wait a minute baby hold on [04:56.74](Hold on) [04:57.06]That's drama naw naw that's some sh*t you got from your mama [05:00.12]Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops upside yo head [05:04.57] [05:05.42]Talkin' 'bout take me shopping [05:06.92]I told her like be legit check this sh*t out I say hey man [05:10.22]I said hit me when your welfare check is comin' [05:12.66]And maybe we can go to the mall or sumpin' punk b**ch [05:15.91](Hey what's Nate Dogg tell them b**ches man [05:17.98]Hey let me concentrate and say) [05:19.16]'Cuz I-I-I have never met a girl [05:27.28](Whay you playin' me hey come on y'all) [05:29.98]That I love in the whole wide world [05:37.41](What Ice Cube say hey check it out he say) [05:39.47]Last night she sucked my dick [05:40.91]Now she kissin' Little Man [05:41.97]Won't he suck my dick and let's cut out the [05:43.79]Middleman man man man man man man man