Crazy Rap-Afroman

[ti:Crazy Rap] [ar:Afroman] [al:Sell Your D**e] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.57](Wait a minute man Hey check this out tell it It was this blind man right [00:03.38]Man check this out- it was this blind man right [00:05.88]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick right [00:08.27]Hey He walked past this fish market you know what I'm sayin' [00:11.66]He stopped he took a deep breath he said [00:13.86] [00:15.36]Woooooo good morning ladies [00:17.91] [00:20.41]You like that sh_t man Hey man I got a gang of that sh_t man [00:23.72]I tell you what- my man on the guitar fool on the drums [00:28.33]Everybody just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha-f_ckin' jokes [00:31.96] [00:33.35]But first I'ma start it off like this Hey help me sing it homeboy ) [00:36.87]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need [00:41.62] [00:42.24]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed [00:46.37] [00:47.11]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs [00:51.86]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:56.68]So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [01:01.49]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims [01:05.68] [01:06.24]So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [01:10.55] [01:11.17]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will [01:15.56] [01:16.08]Well it was just sundown in a small white town They call it Eastside Palmdale [01:20.99]When the Afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale [01:25.67]Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan [01:29.96] [01:30.46]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan [01:35.65]We f_cked on the bed f_cked on the flo' f_cked so long I grew a f_ckin' afro [01:40.33]Then I f_cked to the left f_cked to the right She s_cked my d_ck 'til the sh_t turned white [01:44.83]I thought to myself Sheba Sheba Got my a** lookin' like a ZEBRA [01:50.08]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet [01:54.14]I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 x 4 [01:59.76]Oh he beat me to the left he beat me to the right The mutha-f_cker whooped my a** all night [02:04.57]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad that's the best damn p_ssy I ever had [02:09.38]I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine I'm a f_ck that b_tch just one more time [02:14.42]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need [02:18.67]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed [02:23.29] [02:24.04]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs [02:28.73]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [02:33.67]So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [02:38.35]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims [02:42.73] [02:43.29]So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [02:48.04]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will [02:52.92]I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good [02:58.04]I took her to my house cause she was fine but she whipped out a d_ck that was bigger than mine [03:02.85]I met this lady from Japan never made love with an African [03:07.54]I f_cked her once I f_cked her twice I ate that p_ssy like shrimp fried rice [03:12.18]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia [03:17.20]Had a big b_tt and big titties too so I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo [03:21.57]See I met this lady from Hawaii Stuck it in her a** and she said Aiiiiieeee [03:27.18]Lips was breakfast p_ssy was lunch then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch [03:31.74]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just f_ck me [03:37.18]I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [03:41.49]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need [03:45.89] [03:46.39]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed [03:50.41] [03:51.10]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs [03:55.84]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [04:00.85] [04:01.42]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennesy [04:05.79]That country music nearly drove me crazy but I rode that a** and said Yes Miss Daisy [04:10.50]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p_ssy in a coma [04:15.62]Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I f_ck that b_tch again [04:20.12]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; f_cked her 'til she turned into a white albino [04:25.30]F_cked this hooker in Iowa I f_cked her on credit so I owe her [04:29.93]F_cked this girl down in Georgia; came in her mouth Man I thought I told ya [04:35.18]Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico [04:39.61]Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla [04:44.29] [04:44.99]I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported [04:48.99]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need [04:53.80] [04:54.30]We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed [04:59.08]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs [05:03.89]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [05:08.89]Have you ever went over to a girl's house to f_ck but the p_ssy just ain't no good (SAY WHAT ) [05:13.65]And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet plus you in the wrong neighborhood [05:18.56]So you try to play it off and eat the p_ssy but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT ) [05:23.38]Then a dude walks in That's her big boyfriend and he asks you where you from (Where you from man ) [05:27.81]So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang ) you start talkin' real fast [05:32.68]But he's already mad cause you f_ckin' his wife so he starts beatin' on your a** [05:37.37]Now your clothes all muddy your nose all bloody your d_ck was hard but now it's soft (WHUT ) [05:42.74]You thought you had a girl to rock your world now you still gotta go jack off [05:47.12]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need