Mr. Johnson's Head-Insane Clown Posse

[ti:Mr. Johnson's Head (Remix)] [ar:Insane Clown Posse] [al:Forgotten Freshness Vol 4] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr. Johnson's Head (Remix) - Insane Clown Posse [00:02.50]"Shhh Hello class I'm Mr Felcher [00:04.17]Mr Johson is out today with a virus [00:05.58]So I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon [00:07.39] [00:08.61]Before we get started let me say this: [00:11.12]I'm not as friendly as I look and I'm not as funny [00:13.10]As I look either Well let's get started [00:16.07] [00:17.02]We're gonna start where Mr Johnson left off [00:18.65]So if you'll turn your textbooks to page 86 and I'll begin " [00:22.84] [00:23.81]Sittin in my class with my head on my desk [00:26.54]Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a f**k less [00:29.53]I'm staring at this freak that I know I'm in love with [00:32.02] [00:32.54]But she don't even know my name it's always been the same [00:35.48]I just lay my head down and drown in my spit [00:38.31]Nobody even notices I'm here ''cause I ain't sh*t [00:41.51]I'm hearing voices but I don't know what they're saying [00:44.23]Sweat is on my forehead ''cause my brain's inside decaying [00:47.14]And this b**ch that I love prob'ly don't have no Idea [00:50.11]She's talking to her friends I'm in the corner and I see her [00:53.22]Something happening but it isn't very clear [00:55.46] [00:56.04]Sounds like a bell sounds like an electric chair [00:59.55]Next thing you know I'm walking in a crowded hall [01:01.89]So many different faces that I throw up on the wall [01:04.34] [01:04.90]Some are yelling sick and the others stop and stare but I don't care [01:08.46] [01:09.01]I'm in a hurry going nowhere [01:11.12]See my head is spinning ''cause I'm lonley and I'm twisted [01:13.83]But I have a secret everybody missed it [01:16.69]Just a nobody and I think It's a drag [01:19.67]But I got Mr Johnson's head In my bookbag [01:23.22]I couldn't stand the pressure not another day [01:25.44]I didn't like the f**ker Mr Johnson anyway [01:27.71] [01:28.32]I sat up in his class he hung a rebel flag [01:31.34]I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag [01:34.37]I couldn't stand the pressure not another day [01:36.56] [01:37.17]I didn't like the f**ker Mr Johnson anyway [01:38.87] [01:39.66]I sat up in his class he hung a rebel flag [01:42.47] [01:43.07]I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag [01:46.05]I wish somebody knew me ''cause then they could say I'm wrong [01:49.06]But since nobody knows me I got it going on [01:51.44] [01:51.95]I'm staring at the clock a tick and a tock [01:54.90]I got a couple food stamps folded in my sock [01:57.82]I must be a ghost everybody walks through me [02:00.79]If I died in class they would prob'ly say they knew me [02:03.79]Or they wouldn't care they wouldn't even move [02:06.62]My dead body rotting in the back of the room [02:09.66]For weeks and months stinking up the class [02:12.66]Until somebody notice then they throw me in the trash [02:15.74]I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus [02:18.45]He's nothing but an old dead f**k with a compass [02:21.49]Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off [02:24.36]And then we claim discovery and now we all applaud [02:27.33]I don't give a f**k to learn you're all going to hell [02:30.25]I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell [02:33.34]But I have the key it's called insanity [02:35.43] [02:36.05]I stick it in my brain to unlock eternity [02:38.39] [02:38.97]I'm just a nobody and I think it's a drag [02:42.02]But I got Mr Johnsons head In my bookbag [02:45.39] [03:09.73]Ok class America is the land of the free A land of [03:14.16]Democracy A land without prejudice and above all a land of freedom [03:19.03] [03:19.83]That's the beautiful thing about our country; we are all treated equal All [03:24.45]Races live together in harmony What is it Scott " [03:28.79]Mr Johnson already taught us this [03:30.59]Ain't he ever coming back [03:31.80]Well uh [03:32.47]NO They can sit and front about it all day [03:34.68] [03:35.34]But I left his f**king body in the hallway [03:37.65] [03:38.27]And in the morning when they opened up the door [03:40.85]And seen his motherf**king carcass laying on the floor [03:43.23] [03:43.82]But they would never suspect me I'm just a nerd [03:46.18] [03:46.71]I try to speak my word it always goes unheard [03:49.76]I could chop my arms off and run around the class [03:52.69]I doubt they'd even notice and if they did they'd laugh [03:55.52]Instead they'd rather learn about a redneck bastard [03:57.93] [03:58.55]Who owned a couple slaves but I guess it don't matter [04:01.51]F**k Washington Benjamin f**k 'em all now [04:04.67]They can suck my nuts 'till they wooden teeth fall out [04:07.18] [04:07.89]And the class wanna know who could it be [04:10.47]But I'm like Dewie-Booda you never heard of me [04:13.28]I'm just a nobody and I think It's a drag [04:16.34]But I got his motherf**king head hehehe In my bookbag [04:20.16](Stop stop you gotta think straight stop ) [04:23.52] [04:25.76](Stop stop you gotta think straight stop )