Ironic (2015 Remaster)-Alanis Morissette

[ti:Ironic (《黑镜 第三季》电视剧插曲)] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:The Collection (Standard Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic (2015 Remaster) - Alanis Morissette [00:05.61]Lyrics by：Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard [00:11.22]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:16.23] [00:16.83]He won the lottery and died the next day
一位老先生活到98岁 [00:22.42]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
幸运中了乐透后的第二天就西归 [00:27.87]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
一只苍蝇死在你斟满葡萄酒的酒杯 [00:33.30]And isn't it ironic don't you think
整整晚了两分钟的死刑赦免 [00:38.13]It's like rain on your wedding day
是不是很讽刺？ [00:44.16]It's a free ride when you've already paid
难道你不觉得？ [00:49.76]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [00:55.99]And who would've thought it figures
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [01:01.59]Mr.Play It Safe was afraid to fly
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [01:06.74]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [01:12.48]He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight
凡事担心的男子害怕搭飞机 [01:18.44]And as the plane crashed down he thought
收拾好行囊和他的孩子告别 [01:21.54]"Well isn't this nice"
好不容易鼓起勇气踏上他这辈子的首飞 [01:23.59]And isn't it ironic don't you think
在飞机失事坠毁的当下 [01:28.13]
他心想 就是这么巧！ [01:28.87]It's like rain on your wedding day
是不是很讽刺？ [01:34.76]It's a free ride when you've already paid
难道你不觉得？ [01:40.35]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [01:46.73]And who would've thought it figures
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [01:52.31]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [01:55.83]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [02:03.06]
正当你觉得一切顺遂 [02:03.57]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
这时人生总会出些难题让你啼笑皆非 [02:07.14]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
又当你觉得你搞砸了一切 [02:10.75]In your face
人生却又莫名其妙地就帮你解围 [02:14.34]
又莫名其妙地就帮你解围 [02:14.98]A traffic jam when you're already late
明明就要迟到了却又遇上了大塞车 [02:19.74]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
繁忙中抽空想吸根烟 抬头却看到禁止吸烟 [02:25.88]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
你只想找支刀子 偏偏汤匙一大堆 [02:31.73]It's meeting the man of my dreams
以为终于遇见你的梦中情人 [02:34.42]And then meeting his beautiful wife
然后才发现美丽的老婆就在身旁 [02:38.10]And isn't it ironic don't you think
是不是很讽刺？ [02:42.89]
难道你不觉得？ [02:43.59]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
有点太讽刺了 [02:48.97]It's like rain on your wedding day
是啊，我相信 [02:55.09]It's a free ride when you've already paid
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [03:00.53]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [03:06.94]And who would've thought it figures
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [03:16.60]
谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [03:18.49]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
人生总用搞笑的方式来让你啼笑皆非 [03:23.39]
人生却又会在绝望中适时地帮你解围 [03:24.02]Life has a funny funny way of helping you out
帮你解围 [03:31.36]Helping you out