Play Your Cards Wrong (Live)-Rodney Carrington

[ti:Play Your Cards Wrong (Live)] [ar:Rodney Carrington] [al:Morning Wood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Play Your Cards Wrong (Live) - Rodney Carrington [00:04.81]If you play your cards wrong [00:06.99] [00:08.07]You can take me home tonight [00:10.26] [00:11.96]You've got all the makings [00:13.74] [00:15.07]Of my future ex wife [00:16.96] [00:18.43]I've got 3 bucks [00:19.74]My credit sucks [00:21.25]And my future don't look to bright [00:23.35] [00:24.81]If you play your cards wrong [00:26.84] [00:27.95]You can take me home tonight [00:30.27] [00:32.98]Some call me a loser [00:34.97] [00:36.20]And a lazy no good slob [00:38.30] [00:39.07]I've lost my house [00:40.03] [00:40.64]I've got no car [00:41.66] [00:43.48]I can't keep a job [00:45.03] [00:46.12]But i've got a big heart [00:47.49] [00:48.00]And another part [00:48.66] [00:49.36]Take me home you'll understand [00:51.05] [00:53.07]Because my genitalia tell you looks like a pringles can [00:58.21] [01:01.04]If you play your cards wrong [01:03.00] [01:04.15]You can take me home tonight [01:06.23] [01:07.88]When i pull my pants down [01:10.08] [01:10.69]Hey you won't believe i'm white [01:13.04] [01:16.25]It's been said that i'm mr ed [01:18.90]But don't worry i won't bite [01:21.20] [01:22.27]If you play your cards wrong [01:24.41] [01:25.49]You can take me home tonight [01:27.71] [01:30.66]Some call me dishonest [01:32.56] [01:33.75]And they say i'm just lyin [01:35.91] [01:37.37]But i peed next to ol john holmes and [01:40.46] [01:41.14]He started cryin [01:42.48] [01:45.31]On a sunny day i've got it made [01:48.13] [01:48.88]Get under my wiener if you need shade [01:51.39] [01:54.62]If you play your cards wrong [01:56.72] [01:57.93]You can take me home tonight