Dumb Ways to Die-Oliver McGill

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[00:03.66]Set fire to your hair
放火烧你的头发 [00:07.28]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
拿根棍子戳灰熊 [00:11.02]Eat medicines that’s out of date
吃上一堆过期的药 [00:14.70]Use your private parts as piranha bait
用私处去钓食人鱼 [00:18.82]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [00:22.19]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [00:26.09]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [00:29.77]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [00:32.39]
[00:35.45]Get your toast out with a fork
用根叉子去拿吐司 [00:38.63]Do your own electrical work
电工活儿你自己来 [00:42.68]Teach yourself how to fly
自学飞机怎么开 [00:46.61]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派 [00:50.55]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [00:54.12]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [00:57.49]
[00:58.17]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [01:01.73]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:05.36]Invite a psycho-killer inside
把**狂请进门 [01:08.29]Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
在**的新车上划道痕 [01:12.78]Take your helmet off in outer space
在外太空脱下你的头盔 [01:16.47]Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
悄悄地躲在干衣机里 [01:20.84]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [01:23.89]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:28.67]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [01:31.66]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:34.28]
[01:35.28]Keep a rattlesnake as pet
养只响尾蛇当宠物 [01:37.47]
[01:38.90]Sell both the kidneys on the internet
把两个肾都在网上卖掉 [01:42.77]Eat a tube of superglue
吃上一管万能胶 [01:46.52]“I wonder what’s this red button do ”
我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的? [01:50.39]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [01:53.44]
[01:54.24]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:56.98]
[01:57.92]Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法 [02:01.54]
[02:03.67]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法 [02:07.47]
[02:08.85]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿 [02:14.21]
[02:14.78]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
闲着没事惹一窝马蜂 [02:20.77]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
站在火车站的站台边缘 [02:24.45]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆 [02:28.07]Run across the tracks between the platforms
冲过火车站台之间的铁轨 [02:31.25]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
它们虽然不押韵却很可能是 [02:35.72]Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法 [02:38.34]
[02:39.47]Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法 [02:43.08]Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法 [02:47.08]So many dumb
好多种蠢蠢的 [02:51.57]So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法