Gravy Train-Peter And The Test Tube Babies

作曲 : Greening/Derek Francis/Abnett/Nick 作词 : Greening/Derek Francis/Bywaters/Peter Sean Hey diddle diddle We’re all on the fiddle And we never get up until noon We only take cash Which we carefully stash And we work by the light of the moon We bunk off work We claim sick pay Then work somewhere else for the day We’re a nation of fiddlers Scrounger and diddlers And we’re not going away The Gravy Train Jack told Jill To come off the pill Child benefit is our plan We’ll blag and con And fiddle our tax Work for cash in hand Then stuck in traffic There’s been a crash Or some other flimsy excuse Hide in the loo Then a two hour brew Then dentist this afternoon The Gravy Train Humpty Dumpty Had a big fall Disability benefit claim I’m waiting in For an engineer The boilers broke again There’s deals going on Behind our back That’s what keeps this country strong Calling in sick Should do the trick I’m off to another job