Wanker-Peter And The Test Tube Babies

作曲 : Greening/Derek Francis 作词 : Boi/Francesca He’s a ****er No different from the rest He’s a ****er, And he still don’t pass the test He’s a ****er He pops out for chow mien Goes missing for three days Then he’s on the piss again Prefers to play his Xbox He’s a waste of good ***** He’d rather spend the night with palm Than have some filthy sex He’s a ****er He’s no different from the rest He’s a ****er And still don’t pass the test Is he bipolar? Nah, he’s just thick He can’t grasp sarcasm He’s a sandwich short of a picnic His ex was right to dump him Cos he sure does get about. I fell for his initial harm But now I’ve sussed him out He’s a ****er He’s got more money than sense Try to tell him how I feel But he just takes offence Cos he’s a ****er As shallow as he seems Best boyfriend ever? Yeah in his ****ing dreams. He’s a ****er I thought he was the one He’s a ****er Can’t even make me cum He’s a ****er No different from the rest He’s a ****er And he’ll never pass my test No No No What a ******