Undertaker-Monty Python

[ti:Undertaker] [ar:Monty Python] [al:Another Monty Python CD] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Undertaker - Monty Python [00:01.60]Um excuse me is this the undertaker's [00:03.96]Yup that's right [00:04.42]What can I do for you squire [00:05.53] [00:06.04]Um well I wonder if you can help me [00:08.08] [00:08.90]My mother has just died and [00:09.81] [00:10.50]I'm not quite sure what I should do [00:11.95]Ah well we can 'elp you [00:13.15]We deal with stiffs [00:13.80] [00:14.55]Stiffs [00:15.29]Yea Now there's three things [00:16.74]We can do with your mum [00:17.84]We can bury her burn her or dump her [00:19.89] [00:20.87]Dump her [00:21.47]Dump her in the Thames [00:22.34] [00:23.09]What [00:24.05]Oh did you like her [00:25.29]Yes [00:25.83]Oh well we won't dump her then [00:26.79] [00:27.78]Well what do you think: [00:28.55]A burner or a burier [00:29.36] [00:30.23]Um well um which would you recommend [00:32.82]Well they're both nasty [00:33.87]If we burn her she gets stuffed in the flames [00:35.74]Crackle crackle crackle [00:36.64]Which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead [00:38.46]But quick [00:38.78]And then you get a box of [00:39.93]You can pretend to hers [00:40.73] [00:41.49]Oh [00:42.13]Or if you don't wanna fry her [00:43.88]You can bury her [00:44.87]And then she'll get eaten up by [00:45.98]Maggots and weevils [00:46.73]Nibble nibble nibble [00:47.60]Which isn't so hot if as I said [00:48.97]She's not quite dead [00:49.88]I see Um Well I I I I'm not very sure [00:52.13] [00:52.66]She's definitely dead [00:53.91]Where is she [00:54.62]She In the sack [00:55.16] [00:55.70]Let's 'ave a look [00:56.23] [00:57.79]Umm she looks quite young [00:59.74]Yes she was [01:01.28]FRED [01:01.59] [01:02.33]Yea [01:02.94]I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER [01:03.83] [01:04.44]I'll get the oven on [01:05.19] [01:06.08]Um er excuse me um are you [01:09.63] [01:10.34]Are you suggesting we should eat my mother [01:11.87] [01:14.48]Yeah Not raw not raw [01:15.97]We cook her She'd be delicious [01:16.92]With a few french fries [01:17.97]A bit of broccoli and stuffing Delicious [01:19.43]What I I [01:21.61] [01:23.84]Well actually [01:24.47]I do feel a bit peckish - NO No I can't [01:27.14]Look [01:27.65]We'll eat your mum Then [01:29.01]If you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards [01:30.38]We can dig a grave and you can throw up into it [01:32.58] [01:33.81]All right