The Sexual Life Of A Camel-Great Rugby Songs

[ti:The Sexual Life of a Camel] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:The Best of Rugby Pub Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Sexual Life Of A Camel (Instrumental) - Great Rugby Songs [00:06.20]The sexual life of a camel, [00:08.76] [00:10.13]Is stranger than anyone thinks; [00:13.21] [00:14.37]At the height of the mating season, [00:17.56] [00:18.76]He tries to bugger the sphinx. [00:21.75] [00:22.82]But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter [00:25.83] [00:27.10]Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile. [00:29.62] [00:31.18]Which accounts for the hump on the camel, [00:34.27] [00:35.40]And the sphinx's inscrutable smile. [00:38.00] [00:41.12]In the process of syphillisation, [00:43.70] [00:45.20]From the anthropoid ape down to man; [00:47.93] [00:49.27]It is generally held that the navy, [00:52.09] [00:53.56]Has buggered whatever it can. [00:56.04] [00:57.76]Yet recent extensive researches [01:00.44] [01:01.97]By Darwin and Huxly and Hall, [01:04.52] [01:06.14]Conclusively prove that the hedgehog [01:09.07] [01:10.35]Has never been buggered at all. [01:13.19] [01:15.60]We therefore believe our conclusion, [01:18.34] [01:19.84]Is incontrovertibly shown [01:22.52] [01:23.77]That comparative safety on shipboard [01:26.98] [01:27.93]Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone. [01:30.62] [01:32.18]Why haven't they done it at Spithead? [01:34.96] [01:36.06]As they've done it at Harvard and Yale. [01:38.93] [01:40.41]And also at oxford and Cambridge [01:43.19] [01:44.47]By shaving the spikes off it's tail