If I Were The Marrying Kind-Great Rugby Songs

[ti:If I Were The Marrying Kind] [ar:Union Of Sound] [al:2011 Rugby World Cup Drinking Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Were The Marrying Kind (Instrumental) - Great Rugby Songs [00:05.28]If I were the marrying kind [00:07.27]We should thank the lord I'm not sir [00:09.15]The kind of man that I would wed [00:11.14]Would be a rugby full-back [00:13.00] [00:13.62]And he'd find touch and I'd find touch [00:15.68]We'd both touch together [00:17.53]We'd be all right in the middle of the night [00:19.73]Finding touch together [00:21.09] [00:25.75]If I were the marrying kind [00:27.70]Which thank the lord I'm not sir [00:29.79]The kind of man that I would wed [00:31.72]Would be a wing three-quarter [00:34.09]And he'd go hard and I'd go hard [00:36.19]We'd both go hard together [00:38.06]We'd be all right in the middle of the night [00:40.25]Going hard together [00:41.80] [00:46.51]If I were the marrying kind [00:48.22]Which thank the lord I'm not sir [00:50.30]The kind of man that I would wed [00:52.18]Would be a rugby fly-half [00:54.57]He'd whip it out and I'd whip it out [00:56.65]We'd both whip it out together [00:58.64]We'd be all right in the middle of the night [01:00.73]Whipping it out together [01:02.32] [01:06.92]If I were the marrying kind [01:08.78]Which thank the lord I'm not sir [01:10.84]The kind of man that I would wed [01:12.93]Would be a rugby scrum-half [01:14.58] [01:15.11]And he'd put it in and I'd put it in [01:17.20]We'd both put it in together [01:19.07]We'd be all right in the middle of the night [01:21.44]Putting it in together [01:22.81] [01:27.35]If I were the marrying kind [01:29.27]Which thank the lord I'm not sir [01:31.36]The kind of man that I would wed [01:33.43]Would be a rugby scrum-half [01:35.51]And he'd put it in and I'd put it in [01:37.78]We'd both put it in together [01:39.63]We'd be all right in the middle of the night [01:41.95]Putting it in together [01:43.39] [01:54.38]If I were the marrying kind [01:55.93]Which thank the lord I'm not sir [01:58.12]The kind of man that I would wed [02:00.05]Would be a referee [02:01.67] [02:02.28]He would blow hard and I would blow hard [02:04.46]We'd both blow hard together [02:06.34]We'd be all right in the middle of the night [02:08.52]Blowing hard together