Parents Just Don't Understand (Single Edit)-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince

[ti:Parents Just Don't Understand] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prin] [al:The Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Parents Just Don't Understand (Single Edit) - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince [00:11.06]You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
知道吧家长都一个样 无论在何时何地 [00:13.62]They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
他们不理解咱们小孩儿 将会犯一些错误 [00:16.06]So to you all the kids all across the land
所以 对于你们这些世上的孩子 [00:18.99]There's no need to argue parents just don't understand
没有必要去争辩 大人们就是弄不懂 [00:21.96] [00:32.96]I remember one year
我记得有一年 [00:34.02]My mom took me school shopping
我妈带我去买上学用品 [00:35.58]It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister
就我和弟弟 妈妈 还有我的大力水手波派和我的小妹妹 [00:39.45]All hopped in the car
所有人都上了车 [00:40.83]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
我们向着市区的购物超市前行 [00:43.45] [00:44.01]MY mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
我妈开始用她选的衣服烦我 [00:46.51]I didn't say nothing at first
我开始什么也没说 [00:47.83]I just turned up my nose
只是昂着头 [00:49.46]She said "What's wrong This shirt cost $20"
她问 怎么了 这件140块 [00:52.08]I said "Mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar "
我说 老妈 这是领子上有蝴蝶的格子衫 [00:54.89]The next half hour was the same old thing
接下来的半小时一直这样 [00:57.46]My mother buying me clothes from 1963
我妈给我买的衣服老掉牙 [01:00.20]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
然后她失去理智开始乱买 [01:03.08]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
我要阿迪 她叫买我海澜 [01:05.70]I said "Mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep"
我说 妈 你在做啥 你在毁我的名声 [01:08.08]She said "You're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet"
她回我 你才16岁 哪来的名声 [01:11.08]I said "Mom let's put these clothes back please"
我回她 妈 咱把衣服放回去 求你了 [01:13.33]She said "no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"
她拒绝 不 你上学时学习而不是走秀 [01:16.46]I said "This isn't Sha Na Na come on Mom I'm not Bowzer
我说 这不是花儿乐队 别这样妈 我不是大张伟 [01:19.39]Mom please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
妈 请把这件老土的裤子放回去吧 [01:21.39]But if you don't want to I can live with that but
但是如果你不想放我也能接受但是 [01:24.70]You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
你得把那条更老土的裤子放回去 [01:27.20] [01:27.83]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
她不为所动 一切都没改变 [01:30.39]Inevitably the first day of school came
不可避免 学校开学第一天 [01:32.26] [01:33.12]I thought I could get over I tried to play sick
我觉得我能控制住 我尽量装病 [01:35.75]But my mom said "No no way uh-uh forget it"
但是我妈说 不 没门 忘了这茬 [01:38.65]There was nothing I could do I tried to relax
我没办法 我尽量放松 [01:41.09]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
我穿的活像一个老古董 [01:43.84]And when I walked into school it was just as I thought
当我走进学校 正如我所想的那样 [01:46.46]The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
小孩子都对我妈买的衣服笑得咧开了嘴 [01:49.40]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
那些没笑的也自得其乐 [01:52.11]Because they were pointing and whispering
因为他们指指点点 嘀嘀咕咕 [01:53.55]As I walked down the hall
当我走向礼堂时 [01:54.80]I got home and told my Mom how my day went
回了家 我告诉妈妈这一天过的 [01:56.89]She said "If they were laughing you don't need them
她说 他们笑你你别睬他们 [01:59.02]Cause they're not good friends"
因为他们不是当朋友的料儿 [02:00.08]For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
接下来好久我都尽量和我妈解释 [02:02.76]That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
我估计还得被笑到学期结束 [02:05.76]So to you all the kids all across the land
所以对于你们这些小孩 [02:08.20]There's no need to argue
没必要争辩 [02:09.64]Parents just don't understand
家长们就是弄不懂 [02:10.95] [02:22.89]Oh-kay here's the situation
接下来是办法 [02:25.11]My parents went away on a week's vacation and
我爸妈去度假了 [02:27.42]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
他们把崭新的保时捷钥匙留下了 [02:30.05]Would they mind
他们是故意的 [02:31.48]Umm well of course not
当然不是 [02:33.54]I'll just take it for a little spin
我要拿它去炫耀 [02:35.61]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
或许我可以在朋友面前显摆一下 [02:38.11] [02:38.61]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
我就在家附近兜个风 [02:40.92] [02:41.48]Well maybe I shouldn't
或许我不应该 [02:42.42]Yeah of course I should
不 我就得这样 [02:44.67]Pay attention here's the thick of the plot
注意 这是故事高潮 [02:46.48]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
我开到街区的尽头 [02:49.36]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
就在这时我看到一个漂亮小妞迎面走来 [02:51.79]I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
我拿起车载电话来装作我在说话 [02:54.44] [02:55.44]You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
你真该见见小妞的火爆身材 [02:57.69]I honked my horn just to get her attention
我按响喇叭就是为了挑逗她 [03:00.26]She said "Was that for me "
她说 你在叫我 [03:01.57]I said "Yeah"
我说 是呀 [03:02.13]She said "Why "
她说 为什么 [03:02.88]I said "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
我说 上来和我这个帅哥兜个风 [03:05.51] [03:06.32]She said "How do I know you're not sick
她说 我怎么知道你有病没病 [03:08.63]You could be some deranged lunatic"
你可能是个大变态 [03:11.02]I said "C'mon toots my name is the Prince
我说 别介 我的名字叫王思聪 [03:13.89]Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this "
除此以外 一个变态有这么个保时捷 [03:16.77]She agreed and we were on our way
她上了我的车 [03:19.15]She was looking very good and so was I I must say - word
我不得不说 她真美 我也帅 [03:22.71]We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive
我们去了麦当劳 停了车 [03:24.71]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
我点了两份巨无霸套餐 [03:27.95]She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
她脱下鞋子放在车上 [03:30.14]She said "Drive fast speed turns me on"
她说 开快点 速度让我激情 [03:33.14]She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas
她把手放在我的膝盖 我猛踩一脚油门 [03:35.71]We almost got whiplash I took off so fast
我们风驰电掣 火力全开 [03:38.58]The sun roof was open the music was high
遮阳板一开 音乐更给力 [03:41.21]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
然后小妞的手慢慢移到我的大腿 [03:44.01]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
她已经解开了三个扣 [03:46.77]I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
我猜这就是我没注意到警车的原因 [03:49.89]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
我们在我妈的车里做成人的事 [03:51.95]And to make this long story short - short
简而言之 [03:54.95]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
当警察拉开我时我如身处地狱般尖叫 [03:57.83]I said "I don't have a license but I drive very well officer"
我说 我没驾照 但是我开的好 [04:00.95]I almost had a heart attack that day
那天我几乎得了心脏病 [04:02.76]Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
结果小妞才12岁 跑了 [04:06.08]I was arrested the car was impounded
我被捕了 汽车被扣 [04:08.76]There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
除了瘫坐在地上我没其他法子 [04:11.51]My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
我爸妈提前结束假期来保我 [04:14.08]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
我宁可蹲局子也不要我爸打我 [04:16.83]My parents walked in
我爸妈进来 [04:17.95]I got my grip I said "Ah Mom Dad how was your trip "
我握紧双拳说 妈爸 你们假期咋样 [04:22.14] [04:22.64]They didn't speak - I said "I want to plead my case"
他们一言不发 我说我能解释 [04:25.14]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
但是我爸把我一把推进车 [04:27.58]That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived
回家的路真艰难 我都不知道怎么活下来的 [04:30.27]They took turns - one would beat me while the other was driving
他们轮流 一个扁我一个开车 [04:33.08]I can't believe it I just made a mistake
我不敢相信 我不过就犯了个错 [04:35.71]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
无论何时何地家长都一样 [04:38.33]So to you all the kids all across the land
所以 对于你们这些世上的孩子 [04:41.08]Take it from me parents just don't understand
从我身上长点心 家长总是弄不懂