New Routine-Fountains Of Wayne

Artist：fountains of wayne Songs Title：new routine Two men sit in the corner of a diner Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to
两个男人坐在餐厅的一角 The waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got to
他俩看起来都有点像演员卡尔·雷纳 They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know
其中一个在抽烟 尽管餐厅挂有禁止吸烟的警示牌 They talk about real estate, prostates, Costco
女服务员前来阻止 他却说 不 我必须得抽 And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table
他们向对方讲着早已熟知的玩笑话 The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels
他们聊着房地产 前列腺 科思科连锁企业 And when her shift is over she goes back to Mineola
用餐结束后 他们在餐桌上留下一张20的美钞 Sits on the couch, opens up a diet cola and says
服务员过来 把他们吃了一半的百吉饼收拾好 I'm so, I'm so sick of this place
轮班结束后 她回到了米尼奥拉 I'm so ready for a change of pace
坐在沙发上 打开一瓶健怡可乐 说 I'm just looking for a new routine
我厌倦了这个地方了 So she spins her globe
我已经准备好换个节奏了 And the next thing you know
我正在找寻一种新的生活方式 She's living in Liechtenstein
于是她转动手中的地球仪 She doesn't speak German, only high school Spanish
接下来的事情你都知道了 But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage
她现在生活在欧洲的列支敦士登 But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing
她不会讲德语 西语也只有高中水平 So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing
但几周后 她发现自己能勉强应付 He drops her at the airport in a diesel Mercedes
但在这除了银行交易和滑雪 没有其他事可做 Thinks to himself I'm so feeble with the ladies and I
所以她和那个刚认识没多久的男人分手了 I'm so, I'm so sick of this place
他开着一辆柴油版奔驰车把她送到了机场 I'm so ready for a change of pace
独自沉思 我在女人面前显得如此软弱 I'm just looking for a new routine
我厌倦了这个地方了 So he grabs his cap
我已经准备好换个节奏了 Throws a dart at a map
我正在找寻一种新的生活方式 And now he's living in Bowling Green
于是他抓下头上的帽子 He talks his way inta
在地图上扔飞镖 A job at La Quinta
如今他居住在美国的鲍灵格林 Falls for the manager
他说话带着口音 Who's moving back to Canada
在拉昆塔酒店工作 She's tried Roanoke, Rekjavik, Rome
爱上了他的经理 Says you're really sweet but I just want to go home
但她正打算回加拿大 Two men sit in the corner of a diner
她已经辗转去过美国劳阿诺克 冰岛的雷克雅维克和罗马 One of them says I might take a trip to China
她说你是个好人 但我想回家了 It's one of those things we should do before we're too old
两个男人坐在餐厅的一角 Thanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg roll
其中一个说 我想去中国旅游 Bring it back
趁我们还没有老去 应该抓紧时间做这个事 Bring it back
你的好意我心领了 到了中国帮我带个鸡蛋卷回来吧 Bring it back
把它带回来 Bring it back
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