Triplets-DannyKaye

[ti:Triplets] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:The Golden Age of Comedy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Triplets - Danny Kaye [00:04.29]Three little unexpected children simultaneously [00:06.56]The doctor bought us in you can see [00:08.83]That we'll be three forever and E I O [00:12.04]You wouldn't know how agonizing [00:13.54]Being triplets can be [00:15.00]Each one is individually the [00:16.38]Victim of that clinical day E I O [00:19.87]Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden [00:23.01] [00:23.59]Every winter we come back [00:24.87]Home to Walla Walla Walla [00:26.47] [00:29.07]We do everything alike [00:30.66]We look alike we dress alike [00:33.50]We walk alike we talk alike and what is more [00:36.11]We hate each other very much [00:38.23]We hate our folks [00:39.56]We're sick of jokes about how [00:41.18]Hard it is to tell us apart [00:43.23]If one of us gets the measles [00:44.83]Then another one gets the measles [00:46.73]Then all of gets the [00:47.84]Measles and mumps and croup [00:50.42]How I wish I had a gun a little gun [00:54.21]It would be fun to shoot [00:55.49]The other two and only be one [00:57.35] [00:57.98]Mrs Hildendorfer loves [00:59.41]To talk to Mrs Goldenbasser [01:01.48]Of the day she went to [01:02.82]Sloane's and had her silly Willy [01:04.67]Mrs Hassencooper loves to [01:06.73]Talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel [01:08.56]Of her major operation when [01:10.46]She had her twins [01:12.01]But when mother comes along [01:13.79]She silences the others [01:15.90]She accomplished something [01:17.54]That is very rare in mothers [01:19.71]For example just to prove [01:21.39]That she was more than ample [01:23.22]She admits Lane Bryant thought [01:24.39]That they were measuring a giant [01:26.27] [01:26.88]Dr Heimerdanner almost [01:28.64]Lost his bedside manner [01:30.16]On the day that he first [01:31.48]Slipped upon us three [01:33.01] [01:34.09]We do everything alike [01:36.23]We look alike we dress alike [01:38.49]We walk alike we talk alike and what is more [01:41.21]We hate each other very much [01:43.34]We hate our folks [01:44.64]We're sick of jokes on [01:45.89]What an art it is to tell us apart [01:48.38]We eat the same kind of vittles [01:50.20]We drink from the same kind of bottles [01:51.99]We sit in the same kind of high chair [01:53.84]High chair high chair [01:55.17] [01:55.76]Momma says that we're a bore and what is more [01:59.22]She didn't want to have us [02:00.93]And we didn't want to have her no more