Anatole of Paris-DannyKaye

[ti:Anatole of Paris] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:The Hits Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Anatole of Paris - Danny Kaye [00:09.24]It all began when I was born a month too soon [00:13.48] [00:14.94]My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon [00:19.54] [00:21.68]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:24.06]Because he played the oboe [00:25.99] [00:26.56]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:30.30] [00:30.95]Is an ill wind that no one blows good [00:34.93] [00:36.41]I'll never forget the morning [00:38.63]That grandpa ate the awning [00:39.93]To impress a pretty lady [00:41.45]Who went for men that were shady [00:44.95]Then my uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire [00:48.79]Ran off to Hawaii with the O'leary cow [00:52.10] [00:52.99]Which his loving wife resented [00:54.49]And there upon invented [00:55.24]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [00:59.44] [01:00.31]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [01:02.22]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [01:03.45]The end of a long long line of bats [01:05.76] [01:07.00]I design women's hats [01:10.09] [01:12.39]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:14.35]I shriek with chic my hat of the week [01:17.76]Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses [01:20.30]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:21.60]The hats I sell make husbands yell [01:24.71]Is that a hat or a two room flat [01:27.49]Let me get my paw [01:30.07]On a little piece of straw and viola [01:31.91] [01:32.48]A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw [01:35.78] [01:37.20]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:39.69]The little things I do on it [01:41.96] [01:42.55]Like placing yards of lacing [01:43.91]Or a bicycle built for two on it [01:45.47]The little ones the big ones [01:48.62]The sat on by a pig ones [01:50.17]The foolish ones that perch [01:51.92]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:53.37] [01:53.91]The one called whiskey sour [01:55.22]Designed for the cocktail hour [01:57.00]A little snip a potato chip [01:59.79]And a trifle off the Eiffel tower [02:01.89]I'm Anatole of Paris I must design [02:04.89]I'm just like wine I go to your head [02:10.36] [02:11.38]Give me thread and the needle [02:15.70]I itch I twitch to stitch [02:17.16]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:18.23]For putting with a button [02:19.55]To snip and pluck nip and tuck [02:21.03]Fix and trim plan the brim [02:22.51]Tote that barge lift that bail [02:26.37] [02:40.34]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:42.86]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:45.41] [02:46.76]Strictly between us entre nous I hate women