Criminal-Eminem

[ti:Criminal] [ar:Eminem] [al:Platinum Collection 2001] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Criminal - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:02.22]A lot of people ask me stupid f**kin' questions [00:06.17] [00:08.87]A lot of people think that what I say on a record [00:11.68] [00:12.23]Or what I talk about on a record [00:13.76] [00:14.84]That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it [00:18.25] [00:20.08]Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody [00:22.85]That I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it [00:26.88] [00:28.96]Well sh*t if you believe that then I'll kill you [00:33.46] [00:35.67]You know why cause I'm a criminal [00:38.24] [00:42.70]Criminal you're godd**n right [00:46.58] [00:47.18]I'm a criminal yeah I'm a criminal [00:52.43] [00:56.63]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [00:58.79]That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez [01:01.08]Or a homosex hermaph or a trans-a-vest [01:03.57]Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes [01:06.14]Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic [01:08.33]Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulgin' [01:10.63]That's my motherf**kin' balls you'd better let go of 'em [01:12.99]They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of 'em [01:15.39]Hey it's me Versace whoops somebody shot me [01:17.89]And I was just checkin' the mail [01:19.35]Get it checkin' the male [01:20.55]How many records you expecting to sell [01:22.28]After your second LP sends you directly to jail [01:24.65]Come on relax guy I like gay men [01:27.14]Right Ken give me an amen amen [01:29.48] [01:30.24]Please Lord this boy needs Jesus [01:32.01]Heal this child help us destroy these demons [01:34.43]Oh and please send me a brand new car [01:36.46]And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital [01:39.28]Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [01:41.41]You can't reach me my mom can't neither [01:43.75]You can't teach me a godd**n thing cause [01:46.16]I watch TV and Comcast cable [01:48.46]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [01:50.84]You can't stop me from toppin' these charts [01:53.19]And you can't stop me from droppin' each March [01:55.52]With a brand new CD for these f**kin' retards [01:57.54] [01:58.08]And to think it's just lil old me [02:00.23]Mr don't give a f**k still won't leave [02:02.32]I'm a criminal [02:03.06]Cause every time I write a rhyme [02:04.36]These people think it's a crime [02:05.56]To tell 'em what's on my mind [02:06.62]I guess I'm a criminal [02:07.75]I don't gotta say a word [02:08.88]I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin' [02:10.55]I don't take sh*t from no one [02:11.71]I'm a criminal [02:12.48]Cause every time I write a rhyme [02:13.65]These people think it's a crime [02:14.72]To tell 'em what's on my mind [02:16.12]I guess I'm a criminal [02:17.23]I don't gotta say a word [02:18.26]I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin' [02:19.88]I don't take sh*t from no one [02:21.17]The mother did drugs hard liquor cigarettes and speed [02:23.40]The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed [02:25.75]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [02:28.12]Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me [02:30.34]I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed [02:33.13]But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised [02:35.44]So as I got older and I got a lot taller [02:37.80]My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger [02:39.99]I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker [02:42.33]Than you'd wanna f**k me up for sayin' the word [02:44.76]My morals went pffft when the president got oral [02:47.04]Sex in his oval office on top of his desk off of his own employee [02:50.19]Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me [02:51.76]You can't miss me I'm white blonde-haired and my nose is pointy [02:54.20]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [02:56.45]In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him [02:59.43]Slim Shady I'm as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined [03:01.99] [03:02.53]The maniac's in in place of the doctor [03:04.30]Cause Dre couldn't make it today [03:05.87]He's a little under the weather so I'm takin' his place [03:07.79] [03:08.38]Oh that's Dre with an AK to his face [03:10.46]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place [03:12.94]I told you Dre you should've kept that thang put away [03:15.16]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh [03:17.59]I'm a criminal [03:18.04] [03:21.57]Aight look just go up in that motherf**ker [03:23.52] [03:24.27]Get the motherf**king money and get the f**k up outta there [03:26.50]Alright [03:26.86]I'll be right here waiting on you [03:28.19]Aight [03:28.74]Yo em [03:29.11] [03:29.79]What [03:30.41]Don't kill nobody this time [03:31.61]Awwright godd**n this motherf**ker gets on my f**kin' nerves [03:35.64] [03:39.95]How you doin' [03:40.68]Hi how can I help you [03:41.64]Yeah I need to make a withdrawal [03:42.89]Okay [03:43.17] [03:43.82]Put the f**king money in the bag b**ch and I won't kill you [03:46.08]What oh my God don't kill me [03:48.54]I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit looking around [03:50.06]Don't kill me I've got two kids at home don't kill me [03:51.85]I said I'm not gonna f**king kill you [03:53.00]Don't kill me [03:53.61]Hurry the f**k up thank you [03:55.46]Go go go [03:55.83]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it [03:57.73]So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it [03:59.92]So I'll be disguised in it [04:01.23]And if anybody identifies the guy in it I hide for five minutes [04:04.32] [04:04.89]Come back shoot the eyewitness [04:06.67]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [04:09.31] [04:09.85]Die b**ches bastards brats pets [04:11.94]This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his a** yet [04:14.26]If I ever gave a f**k I'd shave my nuts [04:16.68]Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck [04:18.96]You motherf**kin' chickens ain't brave enough [04:20.95]To say the stuff I say so just tape it shut [04:23.61]Sh*t half the sh*t I say I just make it up [04:25.74]To make you mad so kiss my white naked a** [04:28.46]And if it's not a rapper that I make it as [04:30.58]I'ma be a f**kin' rapist in a Jason mask [04:33.07]I'm a criminal [04:33.75]Cause every time I write a rhyme [04:34.86]These people think it's a crime [04:35.82]To tell 'em what's on my mind [04:37.16]I guess I'm a criminal [04:38.26]I don't gotta say a word [04:39.37]I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin' [04:41.10]I don't take sh*t from no one [04:42.28]I am a criminal [04:43.05]Cause every time I write a rhyme [04:44.18]These people think it's a crime [04:45.21]To tell 'em what's on my mind [04:46.50]I guess I'm a criminal [04:47.53]I don't gotta say a word [04:48.63]I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin' [04:50.45]I don't take sh*t from no one [04:51.73]I'm a criminal [04:52.30]Cause every time I write a rhyme [04:53.54]These people think it's a crime [04:54.70]To tell 'em what's on my mind [04:55.87]I guess I'm a criminal [04:56.94]I don't gotta say a word [04:58.04]I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin' [04:59.88]I don't take sh*t from no one [05:01.04]I'm a criminal [05:01.71]Cause every time I write a rhyme [05:03.02]These people think it's a crime [05:04.03]To tell 'em what's on my mind [05:05.31]I guess I'm a criminal [05:06.42]I don't gotta say a word [05:07.59]I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin' [05:09.32]I don't take sh*t from no one [05:10.48]I am a criminal