Suzy-Benny Hill

[00:06.47]Now it was just ten years ago when I was seventeen [00:13.21]I came to the city searching for a dream [00:18.73]Now I wandered down into Soho [00:22.67]They said it was always done [00:25.26]At three o'clock in the morning in search of innocent fun [00:31.26]But I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [00:37.69]They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [00:44.08]Now the ladies inside they play all kinds of games [00:47.86]Said the girl at the door with pride [00:50.65]I thought she meant games like tiddly winks [00:54.44]So I ventured on inside [00:57.02]She said some of them are naughty girls [01:00.41]And ooh that started me thinking [01:03.31]I might catch one of them having a tiddle [01:07.24]When she ought to be winking [01:09.82]But I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [01:16.12]They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [01:22.59]Now Suzy she came and she sat next to me [01:25.88]Her complexion was just like a rose [01:29.20]But I couldn't help noticing a little mark [01:32.43]Across the bridge of her nose [01:35.48]She said that mark that you're staring at [01:38.73]Why it was caused through glasses my dear [01:41.84]I said why don't you use contact lenses [01:45.09]She said they don't hold enough beer [01:48.48]Oh I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [01:54.82]They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [02:01.28]Now Suzy she took me upstairs to her room [02:05.11]And she handed me the key [02:07.80]She said this room's to be let as it stands with all that you can see [02:14.19]And are you to be let with the room said I in a most ambiguous tone [02:20.69]She said I am not to be let with the room [02:24.34]I'm to be let alone [02:26.98]Oh I wish I heeded the warning I got from my ma and pa [02:33.51]They said son keep away from the girls at the Suzy bar [02:40.16]Oh that was oh so many years ago [02:43.55]Now Suzy she is my wife [02:46.48]And I've often said that the day that we wed [02:49.98]Was the happiest day of my life [02:52.98]Why I gave the preacher a five pound note [02:56.69]He looked at me kinda strange [02:59.68]And then he saw my Suzy [03:02.75]And he gave me four pound change [03:05.97]But I'm glad I ignored the warning I got from my ma and pa [03:12.43]Cause now I live a life of ease I smoke a big cigar [03:19.00]I ride in a big fast car I live just like a Tsar [03:25.48]On champagne and caviar [03:28.62]And those beautiful wonderful girls of the suzy bar [03:34.53]