Intro-Starbomb

Hello, everyone! I... am Egoraptor, and welcome to the first album of Starbomb! A holy-shit-amazing new band I created with these guys Ninja Sex Party. Hello. My name is Danny Sexbang. I'm the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party, that band he was just talking about, and this here is Ninja Brian. Say hi, Ninja Brian. Fantastic! Now, before we begin annihilating your f**king soul with tasty-ass jams, we'd like to say that we don't own the rights to the characters that we parody on this album. Like, uh, Zelda, or Mario, or... the... Metroid girl, Samus, that's her, but it is parody, which means, according to the exact text of the law: I guess what we're saying, Nintendo...We love you. Thanks for not suing us. Now, let's commence the rock!