Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken-Starbomb

Hey Ken What's up, Ryu? You know I think you're a f**king dick right? Yeah? Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death Okay Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that? Probably Alright, let's do this! Round 1! Rap! F**k you, Ken, you're such a little f**king bitch I'm gonna break your f**king spine in half and throw you in a ditch Start up a f**king beat and drop the motherf**king bass So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f**king straw, man Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all They're both coming home with me, one for each of my balls Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed My cock is more swollen than Zangief's thyroid Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten So what you got to motherf**king say to me, Ken? I really don't appreciate those things that you just said I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful And I just, I, I just think that maybe- Yo, an apology is in order Round 2! Rap! It's my honest suspicion You're gonna want a physician Only morticians are the one to help your future condition Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition Watch your back, bitch, I'm gonna make you scream My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda Harness my Chi to beat your ass with a Dao So what you got to motherf**king say to me now Alright, two can play at this game, dick-penis man Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Shoryuken! Hadouken! Ken: You have proven that you are the best You have hadouken'd a giant hole in my chest Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat! Oh yeah, cool! Great job, man! I knew you could do it Thank you so much, I appreciate it Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, ooooh My scrotums