Mega Marital Problems-Starbomb

[00:03.29]welcome to couples' therapy. i'm dr. wily. [00:05.54]dr. wily? you're a therapist now? [00:08.16]but you're evil, and bent on world domination! [00:09.88]not anymore. those days are behind me. [00:12.30]don't question it! shut up. just tell me the problem over this hot beat. [00:15.94]okay... [00:16.48]well you see, doc, i got a pretty nice life [00:18.52]a mega house with two kids, and a hot mega wife [00:20.55]but i got a little problem with my android bride [00:22.74]when it comes to making love, she's never satisfied [00:24.88]we've been f**king for decades! sex has gotten routine! [00:26.85]we gotta spice that shit up, i'm not a total machine! [00:28.88]i'm sick of all the romance, and the cuddles, and the love [00:31.14]it's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff! [00:32.90]it would be seeming to me that the problem here [00:36.83]is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear [00:41.08]but she says the same thing, like a tape recorder! [00:43.23]quiet! the doctor is talking -- there must be order! [00:45.92]...sorry, i'm not evil anymore. [00:49.53]you must beat the robot masters to acquire skills [00:53.50]and then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled [00:58.00]maybe she likes shocks from elec man's beam [01:01.93]or getting burnt by fireballs; she's a freaky man's dream [01:06.39]is that what you want, hon? a robot master? [01:08.56]get out and do it, you stupid bastard! [01:10.75]your marriage will be healthy like pure spring water [01:12.86]now leave my office before you are slaughtered! [01:14.91]fine, i'll kick ass if it saves my marriage [01:16.90]for the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage [01:19.03]first i'll take on fire man, not much of a test [01:20.82]oh, your weakness is ice? i woulda never f**king guessed. [01:23.11]now ice man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time [01:25.18]oh, is your weakness fire? you just blew my f**king mind. [01:27.39]i cut cut man and he's gonna need stitches [01:29.53]bomb and elec man just went down like little bitches [01:31.61]wait, you douchebag, i'm gonna end your life [01:35.52]i am mega man zero, and i'm here to plow your wife [01:39.63]i bring sex moves from the future, and my skills are vast [01:43.67]like my super double ultra mega nutbuster cumblast (oh!) [01:48.41]women can't resist my blonde flowing locks [01:51.89]i'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the cock [01:56.17]my shining armor is red, the color of victory [02:00.49]while your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be [02:05.63]wait! what are you doing...? [02:08.58]mega dick... activate! [02:13.17]so mega man harnessed all the powers of the masters [02:15.58]and killed zero with his mega laser schlong-blaster [02:17.64]and then he banged his wife until she screamed "yes! more!" [02:19.72]then she loved him again, 'cause she's a shallow whore [02:23.05]sorry, that was misogynistic. [02:26.05]she is a whore, though. [02:27.17]what did you say?! [02:28.37]nothing! [02:29.90]...douche.