The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid-Starbomb

[ti:The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid] [ar:Starbomb] [al:Player Select] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid - Starbomb [00:00.23]Composed by：Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan [00:00.46]Hello and welcome back to another episode of talking video games [00:06.16]We continue today in our series of games with simple plots [00:09.32]Guests please introduce yourselves [00:10.82]And tell us the plots of your games [00:12.61]I'm de chef from burger time I make-a de burgers [00:17.63]Hello I'm Centipede [00:18.82]I just kinda move down the screen [00:21.45]Hey I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid [00:23.59]My game's got a pretty simple story [00:25.36]Snake I don't see your name on the list [00:27.04]Ah my friend Cloud Strife told me to [00:28.97]Come on this show and talk about it [00:30.93]Oh God no [00:31.51]It was the distant future two thousand and five [00:33.76]All I wanted to do was chill out and retire [00:35.47]But genetically enhanced renegades named hoxhound [00:37.32]Stole a bunch of nukes and had s**t on lockdown [00:38.99]Okay we're past our time limit Snake [00:40.58]Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate [00:42.35]Before they start a nuclear conflict [00:44.11]What a bunch of jerks [00:45.09]You're a bag of dicks [00:45.87]I climbed through an air vent and saved two guys [00:47.59]They shared top secrets and suddenly died [00:49.23]Of two heart attacks right out of thin air [00:50.95]All within five minutes [00:51.77]Oh my god I don't care [00:52.80]Then I met Meryl [00:53.35]A hot box of rocks [00:54.44]And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot [00:56.01]But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away [00:57.69]You know normal s**t that happens every day [00:59.62]Listen Snake there must've been a mistake [01:02.58]On this show you've got [01:03.82]To get right to the point of the game [01:05.89]Like the ship from Galaga [01:07.53]Hi I shoot stuff in space [01:09.46]And this car from Pole Position [01:11.41]I'm a car [01:11.95]That's great [01:12.79]You know we've been through [01:13.75]This before with your boy Cloud Strife [01:16.25]And he talked so long [01:17.31]I contemplated ending my life [01:19.66]So let's keep things nice and [01:21.05]Simple like the hero over there [01:23.25]From the Atari game Adventure [01:24.95]I'm literally just a yellow square [01:26.56]Who cares [01:26.97]I tried really hard to find a mech named Rex [01:28.57]And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex [01:30.44]It was Gray Fox and I fought Vulcan Raven [01:32.12]A big motherf**kin' Alaskan shaman [01:33.94]So I killed that guy but before he died [01:35.61]He said Meryl liked me I almost cried [01:37.21]She's a little hottie pants ooh-meow [01:39.02]It would be so great if you died right now [01:40.68]I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot [01:42.29]And then murdered three guys and an evil robot [01:43.93]'Til Liquid Snake and I were left alone [01:45.67]He said that I was his brother and a superior clone [01:47.41]Then he died of a virus and thinking fast [01:49.10]Meryl saved us [01:49.72]I don't give a frog's fat a*s [01:50.89]Then when stayed together until the seven year itch [01:52.61]And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear b***h [01:54.51]Listen Snake I've taken all I can take [01:57.40]Just because a game is simple doesn't mean that it's lame [02:00.67]Tell the kid from Paperboy [02:02.18]Yo I deliver those papes [02:04.29]The guy from Elevator Action [02:06.34]Uh elevators [02:07.14]Okay [02:07.61]Dear God [02:08.16]Why can't I just have a single panel of guests [02:11.18]Who can say their plots in forty f**kin' minutes or less [02:14.46]Now just watch me Snake [02:15.67]Before you make me reach for my gun [02:17.95]I'll summarize your game and show you [02:19.78]How this s**t is really motherf**kin' done [02:27.88]How it's motherf**kin' done [02:35.75]You sneak around and save the world the end [02:38.15]My god can I get a replacement [02:39.51]Guest with a simple plot please [02:41.17]Hi I'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts [02:43.23]Noo