There! Right There!-Various Artists

[ti:There! Right There!] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Legally Blonde The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]There! Right There! - Various Artists [00:00.52]There right there [00:01.85]Look at that tan well tinted skin [00:03.58]Look at the killer shape he's in [00:05.38]Look at that slightly stubbly chin [00:07.18]Oh Please he's gay totally gay [00:09.35]I'm not about to celebrate [00:11.02]Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate [00:14.68]This guy's not gay I say not gay [00:16.81]That is the elephant in the room [00:18.52]Well is it relevant to assume [00:20.36]That a man who wears perfume [00:22.24]Is automatically radically fey [00:23.92]But look at his coiffed and crispy locks [00:26.08]Look at his silk translucent socks [00:27.85]There's the eternal paradox [00:29.84]Look what we're seeing [00:30.89]What are we seeing [00:32.00]Is he gay [00:32.92]Of course he's gay [00:33.85]Or European [00:37.12]Ohhhhhh [00:43.15]Gay or European [00:45.50]It's hard to guarantee [00:47.89]Is he gay or European [00:50.54]Well hey don't look at me [00:52.16]You see they bring their boys up [00:53.91]Different in those charming foreign ports [00:56.04]They play peculiar sports [00:58.21]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts [01:00.30]Gay or foreign fella [01:02.00]The answer could take weeks [01:03.83]They both say things like ciao bella [01:05.55]While they kiss you on both cheeks [01:07.49]Oh please [01:08.04]Gay or European [01:09.62]So many shades of gray [01:11.78]Depending on the time of day the French go either way [01:15.33]Is he gay or European [01:17.12]Or [01:17.80]There right there [01:18.97]Look at that condescending smirk [01:20.77]Seen it on every guy at work [01:22.62]That is a metro hetero jerk [01:24.48]That guy's not gay I say no way [01:26.56]That is the elephant in the room [01:28.25]Well is it relevant to presume [01:30.14]That a hottie in that costume [01:32.08]Is automatically-radically [01:33.49]Ironically chronically [01:34.63]Certainly pertin'tly [01:35.52]Genetically medically [01:36.48]Gay [01:37.09]Officially gay [01:38.00]Officially gay gay gay gay [01:40.49]D**nit [01:41.25]Gay or European [01:42.63]So stylish and relaxed [01:44.39]Is he gay or European [01:46.15]I think his chest is waxed [01:48.09]But they bring their boys up different there [01:50.03]It's culturally diverse [01:51.55]It's not a fashion curse [01:53.32]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse [01:55.58]Gay or just exotic [01:57.29]I still can't crack the code [01:58.87]Yes his accent is hypnotic [02:00.73]But his shoes are pointy toed [02:02.73]Huh [02:03.19]Gay or European [02:04.43]So many shades of gray [02:06.45]But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday [02:10.21]Is he gay or European [02:11.82]Gay or european [02:13.15]Gay or Euro [02:14.00]Wait a minute [02:15.15]Give me a chance to crack this guy [02:16.85]I have an idea I'd like to try [02:18.59]The floor is yours [02:20.19]So Mr Architacos [02:22.41]This alleged affair with Ms Windam has been going on for [02:25.50]2 years [02:26.16]And your first name again is [02:27.49]Mikos [02:28.00]And your boyfriend's name is [02:29.30]Carlos [02:30.81]I'm sorry I misunderstand you say boyfriend [02:33.02]I thought you say best friend Carlos is my best friend [02:36.57]You bastard [02:38.43]You lying bastard [02:40.48]That's it [02:41.22]I no cover for you no more [02:42.65]Peoples [02:44.02]I have a big announcement [02:46.64]This man is Gay and European [02:49.49]And neither is disgrace [02:51.25]You've got to stop your being [02:52.96]A completely closet case [02:54.70]It's me not her he's seeing [02:56.36]No matter what he say [02:58.25]I swear he never ever ever swing the other way [03:01.85]You are so gay [03:03.11]You big parfait [03:03.86]You flaming boy band cabaret [03:05.53]I'm straight [03:06.15]You were not yesterday [03:07.56]So if I may I'm proud to say [03:10.59]He's gay [03:11.42]And European [03:12.65]He's gay [03:13.15]And European [03:14.01]He's gay [03:14.77]And European and Gay [03:18.14]Fine okay I'm gay [03:19.37]Hooray