What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday-Gracie Fields

[ti:What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday] [ar:Gracie Fields] [al:The Biggest Aspidistra in the World - Gracie's Favourites] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.03]What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday - Gracie Fields [00:03.45]Written by：Le Clerq [00:04.32] [00:04.98]Oh dear I am worried ha ha ha ha [00:07.25] [00:08.07]I know I'm laughin' really but I am worried [00:09.88]It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear [00:14.48] [00:15.65]Can I ask you a question a question that's silly [00:18.73] [00:19.26]It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no [00:22.65] [00:23.25]It's all about me brother me brother John Willy [00:26.59]He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know [00:29.71] [00:30.66]What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday [00:34.94]What sought of birthday present can you buy [00:37.24] [00:38.51]I can't think what to give I'm no matter how I try [00:41.82] [00:42.61]Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie [00:45.93]Ha ha [00:46.53]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [00:49.98]The things I used to buy him would be wrong [00:52.47] [00:53.79]I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it [00:57.04]Ha ha [00:57.61]What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [01:00.50]Ha ha [01:01.34]What can you give a nudist for his birthday [01:03.76] [01:05.28]What sought of birthday present can you buy [01:07.65] [01:08.88]I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup [01:11.99] [01:12.67]But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holdin' up [01:15.73]Ha ha [01:16.56]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [01:19.30] [01:20.26]I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong [01:22.45] [01:23.82]And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella [01:26.92]Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [01:30.83]Oh dear dear ha ha [01:32.22] [01:33.33]I've been in holy terror the time they [01:35.79] [01:37.01]I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo [01:40.45]A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid [01:44.26]I must send somethin' soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you [01:47.44] [01:48.47]What can you give a nudist on his birthday [01:50.83] [01:52.18]What sought of birthday present can you buy [01:54.82] [01:56.21]And here's another riddle but give it up I won't [01:58.90] [01:59.55]When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't [02:03.04]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [02:06.24] [02:06.89]I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong [02:09.57] [02:10.67]And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of willy [02:14.59]What can you give a ha ha ha ha ha [02:16.98] [02:17.61]What can you give a nudist on his birthday [02:20.48] [02:22.08]What sought of birthday present can you buy [02:24.39] [02:25.48]I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got [02:29.52]But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not [02:33.30]What can you give a nudist for a present [02:35.58] [02:37.07]A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong [02:39.73] [02:40.84]She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on Adam [02:43.67]Ha ha [02:44.43]What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [02:47.42]Ha ha ha [02:48.12] [02:48.65]Oh dear dear what can I buy no let's be really there is [02:51.65]No honest what can I buy [02:53.04]A lump of soap [02:53.90] [02:54.47]A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap [02:57.36]And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much ha ha