Mr Mistoffelees-The Theatreland Chorus

[ti:Mr Mistoffelees] [ar:The Theatreland Chorus] [al:Cats (Hits from the Musical)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]Mr Mistoffelees - The Theatreland Chorus [00:00.02]Written by：Lloyd Webber/Eliot [00:00.18]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:02.65]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn [00:06.16]And we all say [00:08.25]Oh well I never was there ever [00:12.18]A cat so clever as magical [00:14.88]Mr Mistoffelees [00:17.97] [00:19.12]Oh well I never was there ever [00:22.99]A cat so clever as magical [00:25.64]Mr Mistoffelees [00:28.92] [00:29.56]He is quiet and small he is black [00:32.19]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:34.85]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:37.02] [00:37.56]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:39.68] [00:40.20]He can pick any card from a pack [00:42.35] [00:42.87]He is equally cunning with dice [00:45.63]He is always deceiving you into believing [00:48.43]That he's only hunting for mice [00:51.00]He can play any trick with a cork [00:53.66]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [00:56.46]If you look for a knife or a fork [00:59.03]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:01.84]You have seen it one moment [01:03.33]And then it is gone [01:04.44]But you find it next week [01:05.91]Lying out on the lawn [01:07.85] [01:08.46]And we all say [01:10.22]Oh well I never was there ever [01:14.15]A cat so clever as magical [01:16.74]Mr Mistoffelees [01:20.23] [01:21.09]Oh well I never was there ever [01:24.86]A cat so clever as magical [01:27.47]Mr Mistoffelees [01:30.60] [01:31.49]His manner is vague and aloof [01:33.71] [01:34.21]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:36.80]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:38.93] [01:39.51]When he was curled up by the fire [01:42.34]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:44.97]When he was about on the roof [01:47.01] [01:47.60]At least we all heard that somebody purred [01:50.34]Which is uncontestable proof [01:53.09]Of his singular magical powers [01:55.73]And I've known the family to call [01:58.42]Him in from the garden for hours [02:01.15]When he was asleep in the hall [02:03.80]And not long ago [02:05.18]This phenomenal cat [02:06.57]Produced seven kittens [02:07.85]Right out of a hat [02:09.69] [02:10.25]And we'll all say [02:12.21]Oh well I never was there ever [02:16.13]A cat so clever as magical [02:18.72]Mr Mistoffelees [02:21.87] [02:22.70]Oh well I never was there ever [02:26.96]A cat so clever as magical [02:29.50]Mr Mistoffelees [02:32.66] [02:33.86]Oh well I never was there ever [02:37.71]A cat so clever as magical [02:40.30]Mr Mistoffelees [02:43.39] [02:44.62]Oh well I never was there ever [02:48.50]A cat so clever as magical [02:51.05]Mr Mistoffelees [02:54.19] [02:55.38]Oh well I never was there ever [02:59.25]A cat so clever as magical [03:01.79]Mr Mistoffelees [03:05.06] [03:05.92]Oh well I never was there ever [03:10.01]A cat so clever as magical [03:12.58]Mr Mistoffelees [03:15.98]Ladies and gentlemen [03:17.55]I give you the magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:20.88]Presto