The Rhinoceros Song-Ian Wallace

[ti:The Rhinoceros Song] [ar:Ian Wallace] [al:Mud, Glorious Mud! The Best of Flanders & Swann] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Rhinoceros Song - Ian Wallace [00:06.38]Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much [00:08.68] [00:09.43]If you ask the reason why [00:10.91] [00:11.79]They will tell you because of his scaly touch [00:14.58]Or his hard and glittering eye [00:16.11] [00:17.06]But should you ask a truthful man [00:19.77]You will get this quick response [00:21.50] [00:22.21]I do not trust that thing on his nose [00:24.86] [00:25.51]The bodger on his bonce [00:27.27] [00:27.98]Oh the bodger on the bonce [00:30.08] [00:31.00]The bodger on the bonce [00:32.51] [00:33.57]Pity the poor old Rhino with [00:36.31] [00:37.00]The bodger on the bonce [00:38.37] [00:42.95]Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns [00:45.27] [00:45.79]If you doubt it here's the proof [00:47.18] [00:48.21]That thing on his nose is for taking stones [00:50.44] [00:51.09]Out of a horse's hoof [00:52.65] [00:53.62]He seldom if ever meets a horse [00:56.20]It is this that makes him sad [00:57.96] [00:58.54]When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof [01:01.64] [01:02.73]But he would if he did and it had [01:04.49] [01:05.00]Oh the bodger on the bonce [01:07.01] [01:07.97]The bodger on the bonce [01:09.39] [01:10.43]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:12.55] [01:13.83]The bodger on the bonce [01:15.48] [01:20.04]And just to bring pleasure to those [01:22.05]Who like to enjoy the natural scene [01:24.31] [01:25.09]He picks up litter on his spike [01:27.97]To keep the forest clean [01:29.57] [01:30.58]And if one day to his habitat [01:32.49] [01:33.01]For a picnic you should roam [01:34.81] [01:35.46]He would open a tin should you [01:38.51]Have left your opener at home [01:40.75] [01:41.35]With the bodger on the bonce [01:43.33] [01:44.12]The bodger on the bonce [01:45.86] [01:46.83]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:50.11]The bodger on the bonce [01:51.63] [01:56.32]So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend [01:58.48] [01:59.48]Though he looks a fearsome sight [02:01.31] [02:02.16]He amply justifies his end [02:04.90]Because his means are right [02:06.44] [02:07.39]And ask yourself would you do as well [02:10.21]Fulfilling long felt wants [02:11.70] [02:12.60]If nature had endowed you with [02:15.62] [02:16.61]A Bodger on your bonce [02:18.72]Yes a Bodger on your bonce [02:20.89] [02:21.80]A Bodger on your bonce [02:23.45] [02:24.29]If nature had endowed you with [02:28.26]A Bodger on your bonce [02:30.29] [02:30.81]A Bodger on your bonce [02:33.28]A Bodger on your bonce