Part 7: Death(Christmas In Heaven)-Monty Python

There it is The bridge of death Oh Great Look There's the old man from scene 24 What is he doing here He is the keeper of the bridge of death He asks each traveler five questions Three questions Three questions He who answers the five questions Three questions Three questions may cross in safety What if you get a question wrong Then you are cast into the gorge of eternal peril Oh I won't go Who's going to answer the questions Sir robin Yes Brave sir robin You go Hey I've got a great idea Why doesn't lancelot go Yes Let me go My liege I will take it single handed I shall make a feint to the northeast No No Hang on hang on hang on Just answer the five questions Three questions Three questions as best you can and we shall watch and pray I understand My liege Good luck Brave sir lancelot God be with you Stop Who would cross the bridge of death Must answer me these questions three 'Ere the other side he see Ask me the questions bridge keeper I'm not afraid What is your name My name is sir lancelot of camelot What is your quest To seek the holy grail What is your favorite color Blue Right Off you go Oh Thank you Thank you very much That's easy Stop Who approaches the bridge of death Must answer me these questions three 'Ere the other side he see Ask me the questions bridge keeper I'm not afraid What is your name Sir robin of camelot What is your quest To seek the holy grail What is the capital of assyria I don't know that Ahh Stop What is your name Sir galahad of camelot What is your quest I seek the grail What is your favorite color Blue No yellow Stop What is your name It is arthur King of the britons What is your quest To seek the holy grail What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow What do you mean An african or european swallow What I I don't know that How do know so much about swallows Well You have to know these things when you're a king You know